spider

[stormy]

The irony here is amazing. Spiders are about the best thing you can have in your yard and shit, because they kill all the annoying ass bugs that actually do harm. If I see one inside, I just grab the bitch with a piece of paper towel and throw him outside. I can't have them in the house, because they might bite a dog or a cat who sniffs it.

I don't kill the little ones, but the big ones freak me out. Plus i have no idea which ones are poisonous and which ones aren't.

[Gohron]

It wasn't a spider, it was a baby demon destined to grow up to be a mighty Demon Knight in the Demonic Courts.

[Anal Kaboom]

I don't kill the little ones, but the big ones freak me out. Plus i have no idea which ones are poisonous and which ones aren't.

There in lies the answer...kill them all theyre evil, vile creatures which should be despised by everyone.

BTW stormy, that is one of the funniest stories i've ever heard. kudos.

I got this horrific spider bite and allergic reaction to such a week or two ago, and it was from a very boring and tame looking tiny brown spider. Like something a five year old would catch in a cup and show his friends. It was LITTLE. I smacked my arm when it bit, and killed it, but ten minutes later my arm started swelling and it hurt very, very badly. There was a good size hole, too, which surprised me because the thing was smaller than a quarter. I was out with my family for some little gathering, and I had to sit there for three hours with a cold beer cans on my arm as the only anti-swelling/pain deterrent.

I now completely hate spiders. That one would have scared the crap out of me.

Kid i think that was a brown recluse...that sucks and goes to show you EVEN THE LITTLE ONES MUST DIEZORZ!!!11!1

[voltz]

I has this big one hanging on the back door window of my house a few years ago and it had some pretty wicked markings that I wasn't familiar with. I was going to have this canned up in a jar so I could have it identified by an expert, but it got away before I could find one.

[Jed]

I walk face first into about 5 spiderwebs a day. The entrance to my apartment is bordered by a huge hedge, and the spiders absolutley love to string their nearly invisible webs between the hedge and the side of the house.

I'm sure my neighbors think I'm a freakin weirdo. I've resorted to walking with both hands stretched in front of my face to avoid getting a faceful of spider

[mollipen]

When in Japan recently, I stayed with my girlfriend and her family. They live up in the mountains a bit, so it is a more rural area and they have more "wildlife." We were sleeping in the downstairs room, but one night I came in to see a spider that was about two inches across. Normally I like spiders, but this one rather freaked me out due to its size. We killed it, and then hoped that was the end of things.

A few nights later, another of the same size came. We ended up from then on sleeping in her room upstairs, even though it was hot as hell.

[∀ Narayan]

Word.

I would prefer that they aren't on me, but I normally just escort them out of the house and let 'em on their way.

Word - word.

EDIT: 300th POST!

[voltz]

Some guy wouldn't let me touch a spider at the comic store even though it was putting webs all over the boxes.

Once in awhile, I'll get one of those spiders that either runs like a mother, or jumps off the wall and hides someplace. Pisses me off everytime I get a napkin and lose track of em.

EDIT: 300th POST!

That's nice, wanna cookie?

[Anthony]

Black Widows suck.

[JM]

Kid i think that was a brown recluse...that sucks and goes to show you EVEN THE LITTLE ONES MUST DIEZORZ!!!11!1

No, it definately wasn't. Why do I say that? Because she didn't tell us about going to the doctor to have the rotten spot on her arm looked at.

I got bit by a for reals Brown Recluse when I was a kid. Made a necrotic (rotten) spot on my knee about the size of a quarter & you could see the infection running up my leg towards my heart. The doctor had to deaden the area & cut out all the rotten parts. Fun stuff.

JM