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I'm not sure if you are all aware, but I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Snakes, sharkers, velociraptors, throw em at me, I'm game, but spiders I just can't deal with.
Anyhow, last night I left the windows in my truck open. Every morning when I go to school there are spider webs all on my truck because I park right next to a bunch of bushes. Today was no different, I took them down, drove to school, end of story.
Later that day when school was out and I was driving home, i see this goddamn spider walk past me on the ceiling of my car. It wasn't just a walk either, it was one of those creepy ass spider walks. Being deathly afraid of spiders, I couldn't take my eyes off of him, and presumably got close to a few car wrecks. He kept walking across and stringing down occasional and needless to say I was sweating balls.
That continued for a few minutes until I got home. Then I jumped out of the car and crushed the mother fucker as fast as I could. I hate spiders.


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