JEFFK'S HOTTIEST VIDEO GAMES REVWIE ARTICAL 2005!!!

[ChaoofNee]

http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/hotgamez2005/
This year, jeffk handles why consoles suck, Seriouse Same 2, Dungeon Siege 2, Quaek 4, and F>E>A>R>.

in F>E>AR> yuo fight army men and then yuo open a door and see a ghost and a littal girl from teh ring., I guess thats the scarrey part becauyse if your killing 5000 men in a warehouse full of boxes teh last thin yuo expect to see is a littal girl!!! WELL GEE LETS SEE HEAR I CAN HANDAL KILLING A MILLION ARMY DUDES BUT BOY CERTAINELY NOBODY CAN EXPECT ME TO WATCH A LITTAL GIRL WITH BLACK HAIR!!! thats scarrey and once again we have Japan to balame for this incredibal trend of littal girls with balack hair = scarryness. THANKS JAPAN HERE IS A WREATH COMPOSED OF ABORDED BABIE FETUSES FOR YUOR TIME AND EFFORT!

Just watch out, I do believe he spoils part of Quake 4.

[Josh]

GAMECUBE - evary game has mario in it and I hate mario!!! its for children. MARIO CATCHES A GHOST! MARIO DRIVES A CAR TO DELIVER GROCERIES! MARIO PLUCKS A STRING FROM THIS MAN'S NOSTRIL! MARIO SAVES A FERRET FROM THE HARSH WORLD OF TEH MINOR LEAGUE BASKETBALL COMBINE! I hate mario.

GAMECUBE DS - THIS SYSTAM IS AWSOME NOW I CAN FINALLY PALAY MARIO GAMES ON A TINYER SCREEN! THANK YOU MODARN TECHNOLOGY FOR SUCH LEAPS AND BOUNDS of faith!!! also it coems with a pen and yuo can write love letters to Jodie Foster on teh screen and send them to teh president or soemthing wft why do I want to do taht/ There si also a game called "nintendo dogs" and you pay soembody $30 to pet a fake dog for 50 hours until your arms cramp up and explaode. hey why dont I send Nintendo $50 and maeybe they will let me cut there grasss for a month wwowowowow what a slam ball of a deal thanks Japan for yuor fagotry.

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CONSOLE JOKE #3 -
Q: MARIO SUNSHINE
A: (taht is teh whole joke)

This is a smart man.

[frostwolf ex]

This is a smart man.

i did notice some similarities