Reply With QuoteThat's exactly how you fix it.Originally Posted by Tragic
Unless you want to sleep in his bed with him and just poke him everytime he starts until he rolls over.
Smother him to death with your pillow.
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acquired deficiency
That's exactly how you fix it.
Unless you want to sleep in his bed with him and just poke him everytime he starts until he rolls over.
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The Dro
Put something in his mouth when he is sleeping.
Your penis.
Get out of the fucking dorms.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
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This, along with Josh's idea, is briliant.
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They have anti snore pills now, else get your own room... whiner.
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Make the mother fucker sleep on his stomach.
It's almost impossible to snore this way.
What the Fonz said!
Punch him in the gut.
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Hey-oh!
My dad snores so loud that I won't go on vacations with my family if I have to sleep in the same hotel room as him. He sounds like a fucking motorcycle. It's absolutely terrible and goes through walls, too. We got a complaint at a Holiday Inn once and they had to move our room so we weren't next to anyone else.
He tried throat sprays, breath-rite strips and all that other crap. Some people just snore really, really badly and you can't do anything about it.
Sausage-in-training
You could slit their throat. But then one last snore might build up and form underneath the pool of blood.
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