Dead or Alive Movie Trailer

[Port]

Wow, that trailer had me underwhelmed.

[Korly]

Wait a minute, DOA has more of a story (Convoluted as it may be) than most recent fighting games, Virtua Fighter comes to mind. So, the fact that the girls fight TOGETHER just really sets this off for me.

Virtua Fighter has a perfectly convoluted back story, thank you very much. You just have to read the manual to get it.

Something about Kages mom being Dural or something, I dunno.

[Chux]

That's nice, but who can read nowadays.

[Opaque]

Hey, it could be worse.

I don't really know how; but I'm sure it's possible.

[Chux]

What did you post, I can't read.

[kuro]

Hey, it could be worse.

I don't really know how; but I'm sure it's possible.

Uwe Boll or Paul Anderson could direct it.

Uwe Boll is horrible... but Paul Anderson did ruin three franchises in a month... that's a hard choice.

[Advocate]

I'm at work and I saw about 1 minutes worth and .... well I wanted to throw up. I feel nausia, watching this kinda does that to ya.

[Chux]

I heard only people from the N|NJ4 R34|M get that way.

[Brand X]

... but Paul Anderson did ruin three franchises in a month... that's a hard choice.

To give him some credit, both Resident Evil movies were definately entertaining. They weren't fantastic cinema, but definately good action flicks. Though I would have preferred them to be horror movies.

There are no excuses though for the abomination that was Alien vs Predator.

[Dolemite]

I guess we'll all have to live without the deep, intricate, thought-provoking storylines and character development the DoA video games are known worldwide for.

Seriously, quit bitching. It's got hot chicks fighting. That's all that's needed.