Howard Stern on Sirius

[Cowdisease]

Here are three clips from Howard's recent appearance on Letterman.

[Dolemite]

Cool, I forgot to watch.

BTW, I was listening to Mastertape Theater today, and I find it hilarious that Sal gets so much shit for being "racist" when Howard used to constantly say shit about blacks that was just as bad (and worse) back in the day.

[Dolemite]

Oh, man- Baba Booey announced on today's show that he might be getting braces. As if he didn't get enough shit for his choppers as it is...

[Port]

Braces? What?

[Dolemite]

To correct his huge overbite.

[Port]

Obviously, but aren't they, you know, 25 years and 30 million jokes at his expense too late?

[Cowdisease]

Gary's going for a consultation to see what his braces options are right now, and he states that he's really doing this for personal reasons, despite the fact that the teeth remarks are going to be more brutal and relenting than ever. I hope he decides to go for the braces, because it will be about 18 months of renewed and vigorous teeth mockery.

[Hot Like Wasabi]

Any segment about Baba Booey is funny, this is going to be hilarous.

[Dolemite]

If Gary's getting braces to correct his bite and not to just straighten his teeth, his options are limited. Invisalign is out, since it can’t correct bite problems. For that, you need to have the metal braces that are actually attached to the front of the teeth, because you need to run rubber bands from the top braces to the bottom ones to help pull the jaw/teeth in the direction you want them going. That amounts to a lot of rubber and metal in your mouth.

With that being the case, Gary will be going through hell if he indeed takes the plunge, especially with assholes like Sal running around the studio.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Sal is still around?
I haven't listened since he and Artie went at it, and Artie kind of apologized the Monday after the fight. I'd hoped he would have gotten fired or shot by now.