Transformers Live Action Movie

[B-Ri]

And there's no way I'm going to bitch about possible plot holes in a movie of this type, but how did Prime know that Megatron accidently projected the Allspark's location onto Sam's Great-Grandfather's glasses?

And how did the Decepticons know Megatron was on Earth? I mean, he'd been there for thousands of years, the humans said. You'd think someone would have rescued him before now.

Good question. They never said what happened with that, did they?

Yeah, but Prime flat-out said it was destroyed. But who knows?

Me either. I've seen movies that go 500% out of their way to make sure a product's logo was right in your face for half the movie. Here, it felt much more organic, and even funny at times. I had no problem whatsoever with the product placement- it wasn't invasive at all.

Oh, yes they did.

I didn't notice it was actually firing cans of Dew. That shit's funny.

Good point.

Yes, they did. I hate the fucking shaky camera...

This is true. I loved the sequence, but it did start to drag on and on after a while. Ironhide wanting to "take out" the parents was hilarious, however.

Yeah, they glossed that over. I would have also liked bigger introductions to the Decpticons as well.

Correct.

ok so here goes. They knew megatron was on earth because the grandfather accidentally started his nav system that sent out a signal to all the decepticons. The signal blinded the grandfather, the signal was the coordinates to the all spark. Im guessing it was similar to Optimus' holigram like he showed the kids, only high intensity. IT burned their language into his eyes, along with on to teh glasses.

They found out the connection because obviously the government found "the ice man" and also question debriefed the grandfather, who saw and drew the transformer language that made it into the national defence archives. Once they found out the grandfathers name they searched the internet for decendents, where they happened to find his ebay account and all his items sold, and a picture of the glasses where close up inspection showed their language was burned into the lens.

The movie was well done, transforming was awesome, especially the couple transforms starscreams in the city, absolutely awesome, but at the same time the entire decepticons were brushed over, and Jazz's death was just retardedly underwhelming. With starscream now going to bring more decepticons (for what reason? all spark is done, now were just getting into revenge) and Megatron being toast, whats the second one going to bring to the table when the first already took some major cast out.

[Dolemite]

She's married to Brian Austin Green, or the dude from 90210 that never got popular.

No shit?

Also, what vid?

Advocate giving your mom a Rusty Trombone. Actually, the Wigger video from my thread in Sound Off. I'm not sure why he's asking me about it here, however.

[Chux]

I was hoping for omg sex tapez. I was disappointed.

[Josh]

Upload it into megaupload you moron.

fucking noobs.

[Advocate]

Actually, the Wigger video from my thread in Sound Off. I'm not sure why he's asking me about it here, however.

Cause you mentioned walking across the street to the bookstore. And it reminded me of the vid since in the audio you were walking. And your friend said you wanna walk over. It was just something that immediately clicked in my head.

[Dolemite]

whats the second one going to bring to the table when the first already took some major cast out.

Let's see...There's countless characters to choose from. Megatron could somehow become Galvatron, I guess. Barring that, I think Shockwave, Soundwave, and the good ol' Constructicons should pop up next time. Plus, we already have Starscream and the Scorpion dude running around Earth.

Autobot-wise, I dunno. The Dinobots would be awesome, but I can't think of a way to get them to scan Dinosaurs to copy unless they land in the Museum of Natural History or something.

[Type Ryan]

I've already said I would multiple times, my friend. I wouldn't let a little ink deprive me of some action, especially with that.

Phew... just thought I'd check anyway. I'm too lazy to look through everything in a thread.

Tricks up, Ho's Down.

[Dolemite]

Upload it into megaupload you moron.

fucking noobs.

Work blocks it. I'll try when I get home. Thanks, fag.

Cause you mentioned walking across the street to the bookstore. And it reminded me of the vid since in the audio you were walking. And your friend said you wanna walk over. It was just something that immediately clicked in my head.

That's like some 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon shit there.

[Brand X]

The borderline racism in TF was making me a bit uncomfortable. Does Michael Bay think all black people are screaming, high-pitched bitches?

Funny you mention that, because there was a black guy and his girlfriend sitting next to me in the theater, and his girlfriend more then lived up to the "black woman in a movie theater" stereotype. "OH SHIT, THERE'S ROBOTS", "OH NAW, WATCH OUT FOR THAT BUG ROBOT", "AW NAW, HE JUST GOT SMASHED", "OH NO, IT'S OPTIMUS, OH SHIT", "JUST GIVE HIM THE CAR, OH NO YOU DIDN'T, JUST GIVE HIM THE CAR". And the best being when the Autobot's were chilling on that building at the hoover dam the boyfriend said "look at that, they must be in Baghdad".

[MechDeus]

That's what you get for going to Severance.

Plus, we already have Starscream and the Scorpion dude running around Earth.

Did you watch any of the credits? The former left earth, even though we all know he'll be back. Shockwave would be pimp, in any case.

Autobot-wise, I dunno. The Dinobots would be awesome, but I can't think of a way to get them to scan Dinosaurs to copy unless they land in the Museum of Natural History or something.

According to earlier in this thread somewhere, they mention they have a good idea to pull that off.