IronPlant is a sage

**flux=rad** · 26 Feb 2006, 02:01 AM

My drunken conversation with IP--you fucking sober assholes can sort it out:

(00:50:04) Outdeter1: UYYOYOYOYOOYYOYOYO
(00:50:10) IronOfPlant: sup
(00:50:13) Outdeter1: hey
(00:50:17) Outdeter1: i messaged everyone on my buddy list
(00:50:22) Outdeter1: you're the only one to respond
(00:50:25) Outdeter1: that means you have dedication
(00:50:28) Outdeter1: you're dedicated to me
(00:51:25) IronOfPlant: it means I'm not an ass that leaves his aim on all day
(00:51:31) Outdeter1: true
(00:51:32) IronOfPlant: apparently that is a cool and hip thing to do
(00:51:38) Outdeter1: i just watched highlander
(00:51:41) Outdeter1: the original film
(00:51:44) IronOfPlant: yeah
(00:51:53) Outdeter1: it's bad ass
(00:51:59) IronOfPlant: that was a cool movie when I was in highschool
(00:52:01) Outdeter1: hwen those dudes are like "connor you're ungodly"
(00:52:03) IronOfPlant: I wonder if it is still cool
(00:52:05) Outdeter1: and they kick him out
(00:52:22) Outdeter1: and connor is just like "fuck you, in 600 years i'm going to kill kurgan and be atotal bad ass"
(00:52:59) IronOfPlant: lol
(00:53:05) IronOfPlant: don't watch highlander two
(00:53:08) Outdeter1: haha
(00:53:10) Outdeter1: man i've already seen it
(00:53:13) Outdeter1: and by god it's terrible
(00:53:53) IronOfPlant: yeah, its kind of silly
(00:54:01) IronOfPlant: like they were on the planet from dune or some shit
(00:54:04) IronOfPlant: and got sent to earth
(00:54:06) IronOfPlant: to live forever
(00:54:08) IronOfPlant: which makes no sense
(00:54:13) Outdeter1: david lynch, yeah
(00:54:18) IronOfPlant: if you can make people lieve forever, why are you fighting a war
(00:54:33) Outdeter1: if i'm ever looking at amateur porn, i'm always more interested in what's going on in the bakcgoround
(00:54:38) Outdeter1: like what kind of dvds the guy has on his rack
(00:54:41) Outdeter1: and shit like that
(00:54:44) Outdeter1: like i want context
(00:54:52) Outdeter1: if the guy has dvds i'm into, i'm more into the girl
(00:55:00) Outdeter1: cause i'm like "shit that girl is the kinda girl that i'd be into
(00:55:01) Outdeter1: "
(00:55:03) Outdeter1: you know?
(00:55:35) IronOfPlant: lol yeah I guess
(00:55:41) IronOfPlant: I don't watch a lot of amiture porn
(00:55:55) IronOfPlant: I usely go for weird shit
(00:56:00) Outdeter1: like what?
(00:56:08) IronOfPlant: not that is what I dig
(00:56:15) IronOfPlant: but you know, if I'm going to take the time, I should look for shit that I can't normally see
(00:56:31) IronOfPlant: I don't know, just weird stuff that doesnt' envolve poop and really fat people
(00:56:32) Outdeter1: like cooters?
(00:56:45) IronOfPlant: lol, ha ha, very funny
(00:56:49) Outdeter1: you like to look at the cooters?
(00:56:50) Outdeter1: yeah me too
(00:56:55) Outdeter1: i like lookin straight up in em
(00:57:00) Outdeter1: like it's a fuckin telescope
(00:57:07) Outdeter1: and i'm looking through it to see other worlds
(00:57:36) IronOfPlant: lol
(00:57:44) IronOfPlant: well sometimes that is interesting
(00:57:49) IronOfPlant: I mean, when do you get to just look?
(00:57:54) Outdeter1: never
(00:57:57) Outdeter1: that's the fuckin answer
(00:58:05) IronOfPlant: what kind of girl is going to let you take out a diamond glass and inspect?
(00:58:08) Outdeter1: you better fucking take the opporiunity when yo uget it
(00:58:15) Outdeter1: fuckign prudes
(00:58:24) IronOfPlant: seriously
(00:58:39) IronOfPlant: I know id let a girl look at my stuff if thats what did it for her
(00:58:54) Outdeter1: you'd let her spread your dickhole out and look deep inside?
(00:59:02) IronOfPlant: well
(00:59:04) Outdeter1: trying to get some sort of spiritual truth about you by looking in your dick?
(00:59:10) IronOfPlant: if she could find a way that it didn't hurt, sure
(00:59:27) IronOfPlant: what the fuck do I have better to do with my time?
(00:59:37) IronOfPlant: 'no baby, I'm above such things"
(00:59:52) Outdeter1: you' speak the truth ip
(00:59:57) Outdeter1: you're like a sage

UPDATE MOTHER FUCKERS:

(01:00:50) IronOfPlant: I mean shit, its sex
(01:00:59) IronOfPlant: you both rub each other, and get off
(01:01:08) IronOfPlant: it wont hurt anyone just to look at something
(01:01:14) IronOfPlant: just draw the line at pain
(01:01:35) IronOfPlant: oh, and making self esteem hurting jokes
(01:01:56) IronOfPlant: sex time is not the place for taking pot shots at each other's self worth
(01:01:57) Outdeter1: http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ad.php?t=40393
(01:02:20) Outdeter1: i'm gonna go jerk off on my wife

**Mman** · 26 Feb 2006, 02:06 AM

holy shit do I love this thread.

**kuro** · 26 Feb 2006, 04:29 AM

Put this shit on Wikipedia.

**Cowutopia** · 26 Feb 2006, 05:26 AM

IP is more awesome than you plz blv.

**Jetman** · 26 Feb 2006, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by flux=rad

(01:01:35) IronOfPlant: oh, and making self esteem hurting jokes
(01:01:56) IronOfPlant: sex time is not the place for taking pot shots at each other's self worth

wuh-oh. Sounds like there's a story behind this one...