Minnesota Republicans hand identity thieves the keys to the kingdom

[James]

But chicks can get married, right? Because at least in theory that's damn hot.

James

[flux=rad]

No, chicks can't get married either. I assume that it's partially the taboo on lesbianism that makes it so hot. We don't want to take that away.

[Jetman]

Shit drunk. getting laud from s girl whos
main is out of towm in som emo baadn d ojut i ftown. girl looks pretty hot,My boy is a virgin, o spent fucking a lot of monauy buying him and his girl drinkd. son of a bitch batter of gotten laid. if not his ass is getting kicjked sepciaslly because his hot gilr was comiing on to me when I bouht a jager bom fro him and her.shity

[mollipen]

No, chicks can't get married either. I assume that it's partially the taboo on lesbianism that makes it so hot. We don't want to take that away.

The taboo of two girls making out isn't what makes it hot. The fact that TWO GIRLS ARE MAKING OUT is what makes it hot.

[Fe 26]

DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE, DOUBLE YOUR FUN!

[Cheebs]

and other laws intended to protect citizens from spyware and phishing.

Phishing?
*Goes off and listens to his live Phish shows*

[Cowutopia]

Shit drunk. getting laud from s girl whos
main is out of towm in som emo baadn d ojut i ftown. girl looks pretty hot,My boy is a virgin, o spent fucking a lot of monauy buying him and his girl drinkd. son of a bitch batter of gotten laid. if not his ass is getting kicjked sepciaslly because his hot gilr was comiing on to me when I bouht a jager bom fro him and her.shity

While this is not the "I'm drunk thread," there's lesbians, so...good call on reading this.

[Space Pirate Roberts]

Phishing?
*Goes off and listens to his live Phish shows*

Phishing = schemes where scoundrels scam fools into giving them personal info, like bogus calls "from your bank" asking for your account number, or the infamous Nigerian e-mail scams.

[Dolemite]

Shit drunk. getting laud from s girl whos
main is out of towm in som emo baadn d ojut i ftown. girl looks pretty hot,My boy is a virgin, o spent fucking a lot of monauy buying him and his girl drinkd. son of a bitch batter of gotten laid. if not his ass is getting kicjked sepciaslly because his hot gilr was comiing on to me when I bouht a jager bom fro him and her.shity

I need to try posting when I'm drunk.

And if she was coming onto you first, you should have hit that shit.

[Jetman]

I need to try posting when I'm drunk.

And if she was coming onto you first, you should have hit that shit.

No. You don't. it's pretty lame. And,yeah my "virg" friend's "girl" was pretty damn hot. I was tempted but, I was getting some poon that night anyway. Why mess his game up? BROS BEFORE HOES DOLEMITE DAMN.

And yeah, this girl I was with last night, really cute,really smart, and i really dont remember her name,and she's really sleeping in my bed right now, and I have two new names in my phone. She's got to be one of them....I hope.... I'll find out here in a sec...

So, yeah that identity theft shit. it really sucks. right?