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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Jetman
    No. You don't. it's pretty lame. And,yeah my "virg" friend's "girl" was pretty damn hot.
    Oh, he was a virgin? I got so confused by your rambling, drunken post that I overlooked that. I guess I understand wanting to hook your boy up, then.

    BROS BEFORE HOES DOLEMITE DAMN.
    Most of the time, yeah. But not always.

    And yeah, this girl I was with last night, really cute,really smart, and i really dont remember her name,and she's really sleeping in my bed right now
    Stick your finger in her ass.

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

  2. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    Oh, he was a virgin? I got so confused by your rambling, drunken post that I overlooked that. I guess I understand wanting to hook your boy up, then.
    Yeah, he's pretty fucking funny, and always really hyper and shit. He needs to get laid to just mellow him out or something. But if he turns into one of those frat-boy dudes with the slicked back SUPER SAIYAN hair, I wont be happy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    Most of the time, yeah. But not always.
    Yeah, if he was a loser last night then I'll have to show him how its done. Shit, and I think one of these numbers in my phone might be that girl too...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    Stick your finger in her ass.
    That's PLAN B. I have music cranked right now and she isnt getting up. I should start a Poll Thread on what her name is. Meg or Sara guys??? I'm thinking Meg.....but she looks like a Sara....

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Jetman
    That's PLAN B. I have music cranked right now and she isnt getting up.
    Check her breathing. Maybe you snuck too much date rape drug into her drink last night.

    I should start a Poll Thread on what her name is. Meg or Sara guys??? I'm thinking Meg.....but she looks like a Sara....
    You could try asking her if she knows your name first.

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    Check her breathing. Maybe you snuck too much date rape drug into her drink last night.
    haha, yeah I checked she's alive. And I'm too poor for date rape drugs. I have to get my women the old fashioned way.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    You could try asking her if she knows your name first.
    She said it last night when I banged her brains out. She knows it.

    Well,this bitch has to go I got class real soon. On to PLAN B

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Jetman
    BROS BEFORE HOES DOLEMITE DAMN.
    I've seen this rule broken so many times I don't even care anymore.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Jetman
    haha, yeah I checked she's alive. And I'm too poor for date rape drugs. I have to get my women the old fashioned way.
    Asphyxiation?

    Well,this bitch has to go I got class real soon. On to PLAN B
    Dump her naked in a random parking lot.

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    Asphyxiation?

    .
    chloroform.
    Quote Originally Posted by Compass
    Squall's a dick.

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