Reply With Quotemine's an explorer he'd rather run around forever and ever rather than cuddle. Or destroy. Goes through even cereal sized boxes in a day or so.
Hey-oh!
I used to have gerbils. They procreate at alarming rates, but if you handle them a lot, they're pretty nice pets. Mine liked to cuddle in my armpit if I was lounging around.
No handle, no identity.
mine's an explorer he'd rather run around forever and ever rather than cuddle. Or destroy. Goes through even cereal sized boxes in a day or so.
Can you dig it?
AAAHHHHH!!!
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
It's Scooter! Dole, your snake is the coolest.
Hey-oh!
Scooter always cheers me up
Dole: "Pet my snake"
Whore: "No way your perv!"
Dole: "No really, pet my snake Scooter"
Whore: "You named it Scooter, not too sexy!"
Dole: "No look at this snake bitch, it is a real snake"
Whore: "Oh wow it is really a snake.... so cute!"
Whore pets Scooter
Dole: "Now pet my OTHER snake you whore"
Whore: "okay"
At this point Dole looks at the camera and says "I got great news, I just saved a bunch of money with Geico"
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Hmm...that's not a bad plan.
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
Jackson loved these.
"Everlasting Treat Balls"
However, the fourth time we gave him one he figured out how to pop the treat out of the ball, so we can't give them to him anymore, because he just eats the whole thing in like five minutes.
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Your mom loves my "Everlasting Treat Balls."
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
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Bo is due for a new toy, he'll probably get a kick out of that.
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