TO is a Dallas Cowboy now

[Gooch]

He got hurt, the fans booed.

Cleveland fans = piece of shit fans in a piece of shit city.

Actually, the fans cheered when he got hurt, but I know what you mean. It's completely classless. Here in Chicago, whenever we have a problem with someone on the field of play, we just mosey our drunk, no-shirt wearing asses on down onto the field and cheap shot that motherfucker. That's how civilized fans roll.

Jeff Garcia is totally gay. I mean, TO calls him out on it publicly, and then the same week two Playboy bunnies get into a public fight at a club over him? And every news organization hears about it? Come on, they totally got paid to do that. It's not like their careers are that lucrative, or have a long shelf life (unless they can use it as a springboard to other things)/

Garcia looks like a ballerina when he scrambles. He really wants to be caught.

[Diff-chan]

Mike Vanderjagt is going to sign with the Cowboys.

lols.

[Yoshi]

Mike Vanderjagt is going to sign with the Cowboys.

lols.

Damn it. I hate it when the most accurate kicker in the history of the league joins my team.

[Diff-chan]

[Joust Williams]

Yeah, but Cortez missed like a 10 yard FG that would have beaten Seattle and that might have put Dallas in the playoffs

only to be killed by Seattle at a later date


edit: Upon further review, it wouldn't have. Their whole team cost them the playoffs

[burgundy]

I generally question the whole concept of labelling a player as "clutch" or "a choker," but if anyone is a choker, it's Vandershank.

What a bunch of psychos on that team. If I had a dead pool, I'd take Parcells.

[Saint of Killers]

Yeah, but Cortez missed like a 10 yard FG that would have beaten Seattle and that might have put Dallas in the playoffs

only to be killed by Seattle at a later date


edit: Upon further review, it wouldn't have. Their whole team cost them the playoffs

The funny part is that Cortez is Vanderjagt's replacement in Indy. If they think Vandy was bad, well, they ain't seen nothing yet. Screw clutch kicks, the guy has problems with every kick. Somehow that's better than blowing the game winner every once in awhile? I can't believe Cortez still manages to have a job in the NFL. Don't GMs watch film anymore?

[StriderKyo]

The funny part is that Cortez is Vanderjagt's replacement in Indy.

Nope, they got Vinatieri.

[burgundy]

Yeah, don't know where you got that idea. Maybe the Colts signed Cortez as a backup.

[Saint of Killers]

Ah, I guess they're just going to use Cortez for kickoffs. Unless they plan on releasing him now that they got Vinateiri.

Also, it appears that the Patriots dynasty may be finally over. They've lost a ton of free agents. And have signed ... Reche Caldwell.