I washed my hands with that dirty guy from Rilo Kiley tonight.

[Wildkat]

Mike Tyson may coming to our easter services next week.

I thought he converted to Islam?

[JMET]

I thought he converted to Islam?

Years ago, check out some of his tatoo's. He is also a really nice guy apparently.

[Dolemite]

Let's see...

Met Arnold Schwarzenegger three times. Chatted with him for a second at the '04 Arnold Classic and took a pic with him. Pretty quick and informal. But at the '05 Arnold Classic I shook his hand at a VIP dinner and the next day actually had a 5 minute conversation with him (which I have on video) during a Q&A event. He was a really awesome guy. I also met his buddy Franco Columbu, another former Mr. Olympia who Arnold gave a few cameos in his movies (Terminator 1, Conan).

Met Wesley Snipes at the '05 Arnold as well. He was sampling some protein drinks at a booth in the expo hall right next to me. I was like "Wes, Blade rules" and he was all like, "Thanks, brother. Stay cool." Then I knocked him down, took his wallet and ran. Okay, I didn't. But everything else happened.

Stallone was at the Arnold too, but I kept missing him in the expo hall. But at one point during the bodybuilding contest Saturday night Arnold was on stage and asked Sly to stand up, and then said, "Oh, you already are. Ha ha."

Also saw Arnold's wife Maria in the expo hall. She looks 5,000 years old. I have no idea how Arnold fucks her.

I met Rudy Ray Moore (AKA The Man himself, Dolemite) when he did a show at B.B. King's Blues Club in NYC a few years ago. The man wore a white pimp suit with a fur zebra cape, and he handed out plastic light up roses to all the ladies in the audience (my gf got one, I think it still works). I met up with him afterwards for a pic and had him sign my Dolemite DVDs.

Met Macho Man Randy Savage while working out at Gold's Gym in Venice Beach, California. This was right around the time that his shitty rap CD came out. Nice guy, but much smaller in person than you'd think.

Bumped into Ron Pearlman (Hellboy) a few months ago at JFK airport in NY. He was kind of a dick.

Met Kane Hodder (Jason Voorhees), Sid Haig (Devil's Rejects), Jeffery Combs (Re-Animator), Ken Foree (Dawn of the Dead) and Tom Savini (the make up effects guy) at a horror con. They were all cool dudes. Kane strangled me for our pic, almost for real. The guy's legit crazy, it was awesome. Jeffery Combs was really friendly (he was packing up his shit to go to lunch, but happily stopped and set everything back up when I walked up to his table), and Sid was a riot, cracking jokes non-stop. And Ken Foree is a monster in person. I'm 6'0" and about 205 and he fucking dwarfed me.

Met Bruce Campbell at a few book signings. Very friendly and hilarious but a complete wise ass to the people who asked stupid questions (just about everyone). Made fun of my gf because she didn't know who he was. Seems to have a very good sense of humor about no one giving a shit about anything he's done outside of Evil Dead (and maybe Bubba Ho-Tep).

Ran into WWE wrestler Tazz at The Gap. He was pushing a baby carriage with his wife. I just said hi and went on with my business, as I didn't really care. In person he's about 4 1/2 feet tall and 12 feet wide.

Met Chuck Zito at the '05 Arnold, who you might remember from HBO's Oz as Chucky "The Enforcer" Pancamo, or as the guy that famously knocked out Jean Claude Van Damme with one punch at Score's in NYC. He was pimping his autobiography. I didn't buy it.

I also met Lou Ferrigno at the Arnold, who was a nice guy- as long as you bought his merchandise. The guy was charging little kids and handicapped people $20 to take a photo with him. What a cock.

I've also met a bunch of pro bodybuilders, but I doubt anyone here would really know who they were unless they followed the sport. I've met Ronnie Coleman, Jay Cutler, Dexter Jackson, Bob Cicherillo, Dorian Yates, Rich Gaspari, and Marcus Ruhl.

I met Depeche Mode one time, 'cause my gf is friends with a local radio DJ and she got us backstage passes. Wasn't a big deal, though my gf was excited. Some chicks actually started crying when they met the band. I told one of them (no idea who it was) that his shirt was cool.

Nichole Richie was staying at the Ritz Carlton I was at when I went to Hawaii, but I didn't see her. I would have loved to have met that Dog the bounty hunter guy while I was there however, 'cause it would have been funny.

Saw a one-man version of A Christmas Carol on Broadway starring Patrick Stewart (he was really good). I also saw Lou Diamind Philips in The King and I (he was okay, Yul Brynner was better).

[Satsuki]

I was waiting outside a hamburger place and this guy came out with a bag. I smiled at him, and he smiled at me, and then about 2 hours later I realized it was Beck.

[Advocate]

My mother knocked over Bob Hope at the showboat. He was a jerk, but I guess I would be too. My mother was not looking and I think he wasn't as well. We came around a corner and BAM! Both knocked over. I kid you not.

The next year she ran into Donald Trump. He's tall man, he was a lot nicer about it.

When I worked at the Borgata as a cook I met:

Brian Westbrook(great guy - Not that tall, but shithouse thick)
Freddie Mitchell(cool cat, he was a slick brutha)
Corell Buckhalter(celeb hungry, he wanted the attention. We had to close the Amphora Lounge down just for him)
Hank Fraley(great guy)
David Akers(nice guy - got everyone who wanted one an autograph of the team. I still have mine.)
Koy Detmer(never took his sunglasses off and was a prick)

I also met P-Diddy - too busy looking at the lights and worried that we didn'ty get his Sean John Champagne.

Nickleback - The guys were all about pickin' up ladies. They had a party up in their room ... girls only. Rockstar life.

Jay-Z - he was wired.

Bruce Willis: FUNNY GUY - Funny story we were locked in a freight elevator for 10 minutes. He had his band at the Borgata and they were getting ready to perform at The Mixx. So, the elevator was going up, cause he was coming in from the loading docks. The elevator always broke down ... ALWAYS! All night that night it didn't break down. Well, at that time it did. He started to crack jokes about the stench, the lack of tech; because it broke down and its a new Casino, and how cramped it was; Mind you he had 4 security guards, me, and two chefs! Not really full.

Working at that Casino was fun.

I met Donovan Mcnabb when he was first drafted at a EB in Deptford, NJ. Not that tall. If he's 6'1" ... I'm white(in reality I'm asian.). I'm 5'9" and I looked at him eye to eye.

[YellerDog]

Once saw Jean Claude Van-Damme at an airport. Short man.

Satsuki wins so far, I think. A *shared moment*.

[Satsuki]

ha ha, nah- I think the one with Arnold asking the kids how to play the game wins.

[Diff-chan]

I saw Alan Thicke at the Newark Airport.

I saw Pete Sampras practicing tennis on the UCLA courts a few times (before he retired).

I saw a free showing of that crappy David Gale movie and then Kevin Spacey came out and gave a brief chat.

I managed to get into a party that was thrown after the premiere of Soul Plane (I know). In attendance was Snoop Dogg + his entire posse (including that Bishop Don Juan guy), Busta Rhymes, Method Man, Chingy, etc. etc. It was exactly like you'd think it was (but totally awesome).

Lindsay Lohan was at a club I was at in Los Angeles one time. Pre-skeleton.

I saw John Leguizamo in Chinatown NYC about 5 years ago.

Thats all I can remember for now.

[Tracer]

Funny, I met Alan Thicke too, but I was really young at a Thanksgiving Day Parade I was supposed to be in.

[Rtificial]

I've ran into, talked or seen random electronic music groups/dj's/producers that I doubt anyone around here would know.

For some odd reason Real World selects people close to my area, my g/f knows one of em. Another owns a club close to here but I could care less.

We sometimes have some sport celebs come to the hotel I work at, I don't really keep up with sports so they are just regular people to me. If I worked at the W hotel down the road I'd probably run into more bigger stars. Aerosmith parked their tour buses at our hotel, but stayed at the W.

I'm not sure if it was him or not, but once when driving home from college I think I seen Hulk Hogan. I'm guessing it was him cause WWF was in town at the time and he was in the passenger seat of a bright yellow viper and kinda hanging out the window looking to see if the lane was clear. Then they took off down the highway.

This one still cracks me up when I seen the wrestler Raven at the mall. I was chilling outside one of them tiny girlie accessorie stores cause my g/f at the time was getting makeup. While I was waiting I seen this muscle bound pretty boy walking and he stopped and started fixing his pants leg on his windbreaker pants. I started to laugh at him, when all of a sudden like 5-6 more of em came around the corner. All of em had the same windbreaker outfits and all of em were buff pretty boys. In the middle of em was Raven with his "grunge" getup outfit. I was looking at him all weird like I've seen him before, cause I didn't recognize him at the time. He was looking all weird at me I guess cause I was looking at him trying to figure out who the hell he was and with all the queer body guards. Plus I think we both were checking out each others tatoo's and I towered over the guy cause I'm 6'5. It wassn't till later on that I figured out who he was.

Thats all of em I can think of for now. One of my best friends has better stories/dirt on celebs he's met than me. Too bad he don't post here.