I washed my hands with that dirty guy from Rilo Kiley tonight.

[dave is ok]

I've seen Maria Menounous around town a couple of times. God she's fucking hot. She grew up here. Jessica Biel went to Tufts, which is in Medford too, but I never saw that slut.

[Rtificial]

I just remembered another one.

My friends and I met Robert Trujillo the ex bass player for suicidal tendencies. He was in town on the Ozzfest tour cause he was Ozzies bassest at the time. My friend recognized him at the club we were at and went and talked to him. He then got me to meet him and boy was he wasted. He was gonna get us into ozzfest but he was so drunk he'd already gave away all his backstag passes. Then he proceeded to start to punch his fist in the air, holler and dance to some cheesey trance tune....I think alice deejay. About a month or two after that he joined Metallica and I was like WTF?

My friend has some morbid wrestling stories from when he worked as a EMT. I didn't believe him till years later when the wrestlers went to jail.

[Rico]

I have never seen a celebrity on the street but I have seen quite a few durning my many jobs.

I used to work at a movie theater here in Tampa and saw most of the Bucs (many of who were huge assholes the most notable being Warren Sapp when he played here), Yankees (Derek Jeter give me a 90 dollar tip he bought a large drink and popcorn payed with a hundred and told me to keep the change) and some WWE stars whenever they were in town the best being Stacy Keibler when I saw her in my line I nearly shit my pants and was unable of processing a single thought I was so dumbstruck I told her that I thought "I love testicles" was a great gimmick.

I also worked at Halloween Horror Nights where I got to scare Brittney Spears, Corey Feldman, fucking Dee Snider and afterwards me and the fellow pyscho clowns would sneak up to people and yell "Do you know who was here FUCKING DEE SNIDER WAS HERE!" Though my best scare would be Hulk Hogan he was with his daughter and wife I come out from behind a wall and takes a step back and says "You got me there brother"

I work now as a server for a fancy building where we had a party that was thrown by the owners for the 49ers so I saw tons of football stars and a performance by Boyz II Men (who only have three members now) but the most notable moment of that evening was watching Chris Berman raise the roof on the dance floor to Boyz II Men.

[Grey's Anatomy]

Though my best scare would be Hulk Hogan he was with his daughter and wife I come out from behind a wall and takes a step back and says "You got me there brother"

Ok, that's just hilarious.
I think we have a new thread winner.

[Rocca]

Miyamoto and I play tennis on the weekends.

[Dolemite]

Oh yeah, I forgot, I met Robocop at a Blockbuster video. It was some grand opening bullshit.

The best story I have is when I was in like 7th or 8th grade the school had this outing where we went to the Amuesment park thats within Mall of America (formerly called Camp Snoopy). Me and my friends were waiting in line for a ride, and saw that the Blue VR Trooper was getting his photo taken with a little girl at some booth. We started yelling from far off "VR TROOPER!!" He kind of waved at us. We all got out of line and ran over there. The reason he was there was because it was like the little girls Make a Wish foundation Wish to meet the VR Trooper. So like 8 of us started getting photos with him while making faces and asking dumb questions "Ever meet the power rangers? Whose stronger, you or the Beetle Borgs?" The little girl got really mad and started crying, and telling us to go away. The VR Trooper eventually asked us to leave because it was her day. I feel kind of bad now, it was the girls dying wish to meet the VR Trooper and then a bunch of goons ruin it for her. Pretty lame wish if you ask me though.

She's dying and her final wish is to meet this faggot?