Hail Satan!
"All creatures will DIE, and all things will be BROKEN: That is the law of the SAMURAI."
Hail Satan!
so why the fuck did god make Oranges so hard to open?
Huh?
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?
Was that Kirk Cameron (of "Growing Pains" fame) chuckling beside the fruity Jesus freak?
I heard about this on Penn's radio show yesterday, I'll check it out when I get home.
Oranges are the devil's work.
Monkeys also eat bananas.
That totally explains it.Originally Posted by Sqoon
"All creatures will DIE, and all things will be BROKEN: That is the law of the SAMURAI."
I'm guessing this is the kirk cameron banana thing. I like how they chose a fruit that has been incredibly manipulated by humans to get the form we know today. Also proof of god's existance: the way you can pull back the husk on a grilled peice of corn so your hand doesn't have to get all buttery.
your mom
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