Grandparents hire "Hitman" to kill grandkids, daughter-in-law, Spot

[George]

http://www.local6.com/news/9296581/detail.html

That's some Law and Order shit right there.

Two grandparents in Lake County, Fla., were arrested for allegedly offering a hit man $100 to kill their three grandchildren, daughter-in-law and the family's pet dog, according to Local 6 News.

After an investigation, authorities said the couple's son, Jason Jackson, 31, concocted the alleged murder-for-hire plan from jail and asked his parents to seal the deal, Bolden said.

The 31-year-old is awaiting trial in a sexual molestation case, and his wife and children were scheduled to testify against him.

Edit: Check out the lovely face of Grandma

[Klonoa]

shit. If I was a hitman and I was asked to kill four people AND the family pet for a fucking 100 bucks I'd be offended too and turn those douche drips in to authorities.

[adol]

Was the dog going to testify too?

[Jester]

Ah, nothing brightens up my day like a wholesome family drama. I vote for Bob Saget to play the molesting/murder concocting father in jail when the inevitable TV movie comes out.

[napalm]

$100 haha. "Now don't spend it all in one place!"

[Dolemite]

$100. lawl.

And the guy molested his kids? I hope those charges, in addition to these additional conspiracy charges, gets this fucker put away for a long time.

[Lobo]

Damn, I just ran a search on the grandma, look what came up...

[Cheebs]

Now I could see going to Costco, buying in bulk, and maybe getting 10 hitmen for $1000... Perhaps grandma was borrowing from her neighbor's hitman 10-pack?

[Eirikur]

The $100 was a down payment.

[Jeremy]

Still though, that's a cheap assassination.