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[Jeremy]

Can I be Chris Tucker?

[Bacon McShig]

[Rich]

What are those things on his face?

[Diff-chan]

What are those things on his face?

Your mom.

[Drewbacca]

I remember when everyone relentlessly attacked Jeremy's teenstache and he claimed he shaved it off. Clearly a ploy tactic.

[Jeremy]

Dude, it grew back. I shave it off whenever it actually shows up now.

[Drewbacca]

You clearly don't have any whiskers on your chin in that photo. I've had it up to here with your deceitful ways, Jeremy. Maybe you're down in the dumps or something but I won't have you trying to steal the uncommon zest for life I usually sport away from me.

[Jeremy]

Yup. I probably shaved them, then took the pic, and then shaved off the teenstache later.

Edit - Very nice edit, Andrew.

[Drewbacca]

I wish I could believe that Jeremy. Maybe if you hadn't been caught in a countless number of lies before I would choose go on believing that. I know better now. I can't be around all of this negative energy.

[Jeremy]

Andrew won the thread without even trying.