Official "What you did on the 4th" Thread

[Mykozo]

So like 600 years ago, before Jesus even, some dudes got together and said "wow, British people sure do suck", and days later, after consuming some ergot tainted rye bread and hastily prepared moonshine, formed a union "upon which all unions which will be judged later, even if over the years we manage to systematically strip away the civil liberties of it's constituents under the guise of security". This union consisted of little painted figurine thingies, like the Warcraft ones, lined up like little armies of cow looking things poised to attack the repressors the colonists fondly called "those overly-morose limey fucks". When the brits happed upon these guys naked in the woods, playing strategy games all fucked up on ergot and barely consumable ale, one particularly inebriated colonist stood up and said, "dudes, you are like, taxing us without any governmental representation, and that's fucking lame. Furthermore, shipments of game resources and D20 have ceased, and we will stand for it no more!" Fortunately this complaint fell on dear ears, as the brits were like "wtf are you guys doing naked, playing strategy games in the middle of the goddamn woods? You are embarassing the Kingdom, we are soooo out of here." The UK then cut all ties to the American colonies, much like a sorority girl cuts all ties to her old high-school friend that shit himself at that frat party last semester. Had the colonists not been such f-chans, tens of thousands might have been slaughtered in an event that might have been called the "Revolutionary War". But that shit didn't happen, and now we all get to get drunk, cook animals over open flames, and blow shit up in rememberance of our f-channery.

I'm about to roll out to a pool party for alchohol consumption, sun, and explosives.

Share your stories of courage, valour, debauchery, and in general how fucked up you got and how much shit you blew up with black cats.

[Brand X]

I'm about to roll out to a pool party for alchohol consumption, sun, and explosives.

As am I. Except minus the sun, since it's raining.

Booze, bitches, and blowing shit up is in today.

[Tenchimo Dos]

Rolling to a BBQ as well. Probably going to start drinking soon to kill last nights hangover. And of course shit will be blown up. I love the 4th!

[Mykozo]

Watch those digits, unless you plan to become a shop teacher someday.

[Rich]

I was going to hang out here and then head out to a party later tonight, but the girl who is throwing it got sick and of the 300 people going, was the only person I knew and know she's only showing up for a little and it turned into BYOB, so it's not worth it imo, so now i'm staying here and just drinking and watching baseball.

[Revoltor]

I'll probably study, read, watch the fireworks on tv, make a few calls, drink and go to sleep.

[Drinky Milk]

Going to Sonic Youth tonight and getting stoned.

[Brisco Bold]

Still recovering from Canada Day weekend (July 1st). At least I can walk today.

[station82o]

no partying for me =\ classes start tommorow morning, gotta take it easy.

[Rich]

Bad news. I already started drinking but now have to stop cuz my sister is bartending a party on a warehouse roof in downtown brooklyn tonight overlooking manhattan and the fireworks with 250 people. Now I have to stop drinking so I can manage to drive there.