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Thread: MMA? Pfft, MTV says SUCK IT!

  1. Quote Originally Posted by Klonoa
    WMAC Masters?

    that show had Liu Kang from MK2 hosted by Bruce Lee's daughter.
    That's it. How come I keep on forgeting that name.

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    This reminds me of a Kyokushin (spelling?) bareknuckle karate tournament me and a friend peeked in on after a grappling tournament. It was a bunch of dorks getting "pumped up" to go punch and kick each other. Long story short, they all looked like girls.

    Oh yea, funny story. Just so you get an idea how "effective" those martial arts are, a green belt at the forementioned tournament beat a 7th degree black belt of the same art.
    Quote Originally Posted by dakidski View Post
    prolapsed rectum 4 lyfe.


  3. lol forever @ this and its pre-cut boards.

    And I thought MTV2 was the edgier side of the MTV Universe. They could have made something seriously cool out of this idea if they would have used their heads a bit.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Kidnemo
    Now THIS is what real martial arts is all about! It's a new and totally radical show on mtv that gathers super badass 20 something martial arts in a kumite of challenges to determine the true number 1 martial artist in the world (of reality television)!!!

    All of you traditional martial artists out there have been right all along, I now see the light!

    Check out some rad videos!

    Sweet vid one, hiyaa!

    WARNING - HEAD CONTACT! I Need 70 points to win! YES

    Oh hellz ya, sign me up!

    Sweet vid two - damn, watch the chi there buddy!

    Precut boards and kicking in water!? What are these people ninja turtles or are they totally insane!?

    Man, I am just hiyaa'ing in my chair getting so pysched up for the first episode!

    MTV FINAL FU WESBITE!

    KARATE CHOP!
    LOL x2000 +1

    I learned three things in my training that I can promise you.


    1) Any shitty boxer in the world would beat the shit out of these guys in about 6 seconds.

    2) All real fights end up on the ground, always

    3) TAEKWONDO is a bullshit show art and is useless in real life.

    That is all

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Klonoa
    WMAC Masters?

    that show had Liu Kang from MK2 hosted by Bruce Lee's daughter.
    Wasn't that the one with the cheesy rotating yin-yang platform whenever anyone challenged the "champion"? I think they also did group ninja battles with some really bad story segments in between.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Critical Overdrive
    nothing on mtv has ever been good. ever.
    Now now, dont hold past MTV responsible for the crapfest it is now.

    But they do need to be held to task for continuing the delay of the "The State" Dvd.
    “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, you know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” -George Carlin

  7. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Critical Overdrive
    nothing on mtv has ever been good. ever.
    IBTN

  8. What about Headbangers ball? LOL

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Jeremy
    They're saving that underground setting for Wrestling Society X. Seriously.
    Really? Details, please.

    Quote Originally Posted by TrialSword
    Wasn't that the one with the cheesy rotating yin-yang platform whenever anyone challenged the "champion"? I think they also did group ninja battles with some really bad story segments in between.
    LOL! I remember that! Randomly throughout the show some guy that sounded like Shao Kahn would announce "NINJAS! INTO THE BATTLE DOME!!" and there would be a big ninja gang freakdown for a few minutes.

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