Hello? Is this the end of the world?

[Rich]

LV is the shit Rich, go there tomorrow.

My father wanted to go recently, but I'm waiting 2 years before I make the trek. I don't want to ruin it by being underage.

Oh, and @ Det. It's probably the shittiest shit in the country; i'll never visit.

I want to go to Quebec.

[Othello Harrington]

Good call on that.

I still have a 3500 dollar credit at the Luxor, if you win big, let them keep some, save your tax money.

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BUT PP did have an abnormal amount of women that year.

It's because I was there.

[Othello Harrington]

Oh, and @ Det. It's probably the shittiest shit in the country; i'll never visit.

It's that or Philly man, it's too close to call, it really is.

[Rich]

Good call on that.

I still have a 3500 dollar credit at the Luxor, if you win big, let them keep some, save your tax money.

Haha, good call.

I have terrible luck in casinos. In February I was in the Bahamas, got up from the Blackjack table I was at and went to play Hold 'Em for some unknown reason, lost $200 in a hand with AA vs 27 cuz some asshat called $30 with that shit, then went back to the same bj table liek 2 hours later only to find out everyone was up hundreds.

Mother fucker.

It's that or Philly man, it's too close to call, it really is.

Philly is just one big ghetto with some cheesesteaks in the middle. Fortunately I only spent a night there.

[Othello Harrington]

Here's the deal Rich.

1) Play Craps always bet free odds and stay off the middle of the board. It takes a while but you can play 4 ever and almost always come out ahead.

2) No slots (if you go to a casino to play slots, just throw your money at the closest bum, it's about the same odds)

3) No funky hold 'em games

4) Use a systems in blackjack. bet 10, win, bet 15, win bet 20, lose, bet 10. Never go over 25 bucks and also never hit on 16.

[Rich]

Here's the deal Rich.

1) Play Craps always bet free odds and stay off the middle of the board. It takes a while but you can play 4 ever and almost always come out ahead.

2) No slots (if you go to a casino to play slots, just throw your money at the closest bum, it's about the same odds)

3) No funky hold 'em games

4) Use a systems in blackjack. bet 10, win, bet 15, win bet 20, lose, bet 10. Never go over 25 bucks and also never hit on 16.

I'm quite proficient at blackjack and would've came out a winner had I not coupled it with hold 'em. (i don't even like hold 'em...i'm a omahe hi/lo and 5 card draw poker player ) But alas, I was so drunk at all points during that vacation...
Craps bores me, and @ slots.

[Othello Harrington]

Yeah slots suck. True Story:

Me and the old lady go up to Seneca Niagra for the weekend on labor day.

I am playing craps, I start with 500 and I'm up to 2100 bucks (this is after all the tips my drunk ass was handing out to every god damn casino employee and their brother) the woman comes over and asks for slot money, i give her 300 in chips. She comes back not 1 hour later, broke. rinse and repeat twice in 3 hours, crazy. Slots are garbage.

[Rich]

Drunk gambling is the only gambling.

I was at a poker table and saw a guy just fall over onto the floor, in his chair at the table.

Free drinks ftw.

[Othello Harrington]

XXX will kick your nuts off, that's all I'm saying.