Batman: The Dark Knight

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I assume this is not directed at me...otherwise, I'll never let you buy me lunch again!

El Capitan, not you.

Rumpy: did you see a different version than me? As Chris and Mags were falling, the cape was wrapped all around them, not deployed in kite form. Also, we did see them right after they landed. It looked like they had just lain down in a hammock.

Also, we never saw to what extent Eric got jacked up, but from the sound it made when he hit, it seemed to me like he did more than twist his ankle.

[Advocate]

El Capitan, not you.

Rumpy: did you see a different version than me? As Chris and Mags were falling, the cape was wrapped all around them, not deployed in kite form. Also, we did see them get off the car.

Also, we never saw to what extent Eric got jacked up, but from the sound it made when he hit, it seemed to me like he did more than twist his ankle.

No. Dawes rolled over to her left side and spoke in Batman's ear. He was still lying down.

Maroni's foot was jacked. He walked around with a cane and an noticeable limp afterwards.

[YellerDog]

Also as well! The bad pod rules. He chirps the shit out of it when he leaves the car and has guns on it that blow through walls. It looks sick when he comes through the wall with the guns on fire and that 180 spin was all style.

So he HAD to crash it like a chump!

[stormy]

It's so obvious the batpod never travels over 15mph without cg assistance. The thing is painful on screen.

[YellerDog]

You know those rollerblade things that they designed for going down mountains a few years back with the HUGE TIRES? The ones that never really caught on?

Batpod.

[Mr-K]

It's so obvious the batpod never travels over 15mph without cg assistance. The thing is painful on screen.

From what I understand only one person on the entire set could even get the thing moving by itself.

[OGcritic]

You know those rollerblade things that they designed for going down mountains a few years back with the HUGE TIRES? The ones that never really caught on?

Batpod.

EDIT: better picture:

[Cowutopia]

It's so obvious the batpod never travels over 15mph without cg assistance. The thing is painful on screen.

Seriously. I laughed a couple times because of the low-speed chase shit.

[stormy]

Christian Bale's sister reportedly asked him for £100,000 (roughly $200,000) to help support her children. When he said "No," she decided to make some remarks about his wife causing a confrontation that, according to The Sun, did include "pushing and shoving":

Legal sources told The Sun the women said sister Sharon needed £100,000 to help her bring up her three children. They said Bale, 34, snubbed the plea and a row flared in his suite at the Dorchester Hotel in London’s West End. Welsh-born Bale was alleged to have “pushed and shoved” mum Jenny, 61, and Sharon, 41.
Both Jenny and Sharon are terribly upset over what happened. They did not want any publicity and the last thing they wanted to do was wreck his premiere evening. But they say he bullied them.

Here's what really happened: Christian Bale's sister asked him for money. He said "How 'bout a check in the amount of 'I hate you.'?" She called his wife a "hose beast" prompting him to drive over her face with the insane looking Batcycle above. Then Superman showed up, and they all ate sandwiches. The End.

WINNER: MOST BELIEVABLE VERSION YET!

[Cowutopia]

I wouldn't give her money either.