Man, I still consider taking a dump at work a major faux pas. I mean lately I've been getting the runs so I've had to use them but I find the most secluded place in the building and go there.
I once caught one of my bosses taking a huge dump. I was in the bathroom fixing my contacts when he runs in, beelines right for the nearest stall, and unleashes the worst fury I've ever heard being unleased on a toilet. The fact that he's 5'4" made this hilarious.
The best part of taking dumps in a public washroom is when people come to try and open the door of the stall you are in. Seriously, fucking people. The shoes, look for the shoes.
Nothing more embarrassing then letting a couple rip to have some asian man say 'scuse me somewen rin der?'
Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins
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