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  1. IMPORTANT!

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    You're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit
    Never had shit, so you won't be shit
    That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
    on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
    *SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown!
    Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
    Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
    Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
    in the backyard, of someone else's house
    Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
    Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
    But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
    That means hoe, you been shitted on!
    I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn.

    Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
    Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
    Hoeeeee, de heyyyy
    (This is dedicated to all y'all bitches)
    De, haaaahhhh
    Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
    Ahahaahaaah

    Fuck y'all

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    No one uses sigs.

  2. RIP DIRT MCGIRT/OL DIRTY/BIG BABY JESUS/OLE SIRUS

  3. That brought a tear to my eye.
    Quote Originally Posted by BerringerX
    I am pretty sure one of the reasons Jesus died is so we could enjoy delicious chicken and waffle fries seven days a week.
    Eat a bag of dicks.

  4. <3 Josh

  5. #5
    bulee dat

  6. TLDR

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

  7. I don' got no problem wit you fuckin' me, but I got a lil' problem wit you not fuckin' me...

  8. Inspect the deck..
    Time for a change

  9. Lyrics:

    First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
    Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantiní money
    Those the ones I like Ďcause they donít get nathaní
    But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
    Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
    Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
    However, I stay coochied down to the socks
    Rings and watch filled with rocks


    TRANSLATION:

    As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.


    Lyrics:

    And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
    Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee
    As I lay down laws like I lay carpet
    Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit


    TRANSLATION:

    I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.


    Lyrics:

    Donít see my ones, donít see my guns - get it
    Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it
    In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia
    I donít know what the hellís stoppiní ya
    Iím clockiní ya - Versace shades watchiní ya
    Once ya grin, Iím in game, begin


    TRANSLATION:

    Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. Iím having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.


    Lyrics:

    First I talk about how I dress and this
    And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses
    The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
    Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the
    Climax that your man canít make
    Call and tell him youíll be home real late
    Letís sing the break


    TRANSLATION:

    I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He neednít be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you wonít be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.


    Lyrics:

    Sheís sick of that song on how itís so long
    Thought he worked his until I handled my biz
    There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans
    Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan
    Scheminí - donít bring your girl Ďround me
    True player for real, ask Puff Daddy


    TRANSLATION:

    Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.


    Lyrics:

    You - ringiní bells with bags from Chanel
    Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
    Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
    She beeped me, meet me at twelve



    TRANSLATION:

    Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.


    Lyrics:

    Where you at? Flippiní jobs, playiní car notes?
    While Iím swimminí in ya women like the breast stroke
    Right stroke, left stroke whatís the best stroke
    Death stroke - tongue all down her throat
    Nuthiní left to do but send her home to you
    Iím through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?


    TRANSLATION:

    You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.


    Lyrics:

    So, whatís it gonna be? Him or me?
    We can cruise the world with pearls
    Gator boots for girls
    The envy of all women, crushed linen
    Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in Ďem
    The finest women I love with a passion
    Ya manís a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashiní


    TRANSLATION:

    The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.


    Lyrics:

    High fashion - flyiní into all states.
    Sexiní me while your man masturbates.
    Isnít this great? Your flight leaves at eight.
    Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.
    Lyrically Iím supposed to represent.
    Iím not only the client, Iím the player president


    TRANSLATION:

    You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! Iíll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 oíclock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 oíclock. Iíll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

  10. meat on a stick
    you bitch ass trick
    come and suck my dick
    them hoes like to lick...

    i forget the rest

    ^^ from a Quakecon 2006 random topic rap contest



    hardcore!
    niggas keep coming to the hip-hop store
    coming to buy groceries from me
    trying to be a hip hop MC

    im raw, im rugged, im raw, i repeat
    when i die my seed'll be ill like me

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