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  1. 29 Aug 2006, 12:56 AM #21
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    Dakis.

    Why would you help a soccer mom who wasn't a milf?
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  2. 29 Aug 2006, 02:32 AM #22
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  3. 29 Aug 2006, 07:39 AM #23
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    Dakis.

    Why would you help a soccer mom who wasn't a milf?
    No clue, my sister was too busy giving her the finger while I was fighting for our lives. The driver wore huge dark sunglasses in the pouring rain. Always a warning sign.
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  4. 29 Aug 2006, 08:56 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by dakidski View Post
    The driver wore huge dark sunglasses in the pouring rain. Always a warning sign.
    That line made me LOL for some reason.
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  5. 29 Aug 2006, 11:13 PM #25
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    I was in MTL this weekend and I nearly died a few times walking downtown...

    Just wanted to share...
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    Today i yelled at a bitch on the phone while i was at work. I'm going to get fired one day.
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  7. 30 Aug 2006, 03:00 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by EMAGDNIM View Post
    I was in MTL this weekend and I nearly died a few times walking downtown...

    Just wanted to share...
    MTL....?

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    Today i yelled at a bitch on the phone while i was at work. I'm going to get fired one day.
    Was she a Milf?
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  8. 30 Aug 2006, 03:03 AM #28
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    Too young. She was a bitch. I hate the bitches cuz they're so felicious. Gotta hate bitches.
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  9. 30 Aug 2006, 03:10 AM #29
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    True dat Nigga. True dat.
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  10. 30 Aug 2006, 08:53 AM #30
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    Look, Yes. I have banged hundreds of broads...internationally. But know this, I wrap my rascal 2 times. 'Cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing super-models.
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