The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

[Othello Harrington]

What kind of wine goes best with vodka?

Ripple.

[Grave]

If I wanted to mix gin with something, what should it be? Sometimes having it neat isn't the best of options.

If not a gin and tonics or just gin on the rocks, a gimlet is a good choice too. Just be sure to specify gin if you order one out, because some bartenders are retarded.

[Hubbitron]

I have that problem when I order dry martinis and tequila shots. There are some really stupid bartenders making too much money.

[Rich]

Are you Rich's brother?

I already made the Rich joke, fag.

OMG I think I might have just pulled a Jemery.

If not a gin and tonics or just gin on the rocks, a gimlet is a good choice too. Just be sure to specify gin if you order one out, because some bartenders are retarded.

Vodka gimlets are really good, though I've never had a gin gimlet, let alone liked gin until last week. I shall try.

[nocturne]

If not a gin and tonics or just gin on the rocks, a gimlet is a good choice too. Just be sure to specify gin if you order one out, because some bartenders are retarded.

Gin and juice!

And if you dont have real juice capri-sun's work fine. heh.

[Rich]

Quit while you're ahead.

[Brand X]

Hey man i used to have a prescription of that stuff. Maybe it effects you different then me but it did really screw me up. It didnt feel like a stimulant to me, more of like adrunk but your mind is still there. I could zone out for an hour at a time on that stuff.

Real drugs called, they said shut up.

[Pineapple]

Hubbitron, Josh, and Mykozo (TX era) = 2 gallons of liquor before midday at band practice, and usually picked up a case of beer on the way back.

We, however, were never involved in the use of any illegal substances.

I wish I could get the other band members to drink more with me (our drummer works at a Brewery, for chrissakes), but honestly they're way more into smoking pot. I did go to practice on mushrooms once. THAT was HIGHLY entertaining, considering me and my girl were the only ones on them.

The woman and I went out last night for drinks and came back to my place for even more drinks. Then we start getting nekkid and fooling around, and suddenly she busts the "Oh, I'm on my period" shit. I say "It's cool, I dont really like these sheets anyways" but she still refused. I damn near kicked her out of my apartment.

Fuck women and their menstrual cycle.

I laughed, hard.

People still buy dime bags?

lol.

this was a few years ago, and at that point I could be completely stoned off a few big hits, so smoking a dime alone was a lot. I don't know why I didn't buy weight, I just ended up going like every day and getting a dime or two. wasted a lot of $$ that way.

Real drugs called, they said shut up.

[Pineapple]

went to Old Crow Medicine Show last night, had a shot of 151 before JC got there, then I grabbed a double of Jack on the rocks, followed by 2 doubles of SoCo on the rocks (haven't had that in forever), followed by a Jameson on the rocks. Show was only about 2 hours long, so I wasn't drunk, but was feelin pretty nice. Got home and had 2 glasses of Maker's Mark (I decided it was a whiskey/bourbon night) while playing the Darkness and then smoked a bowl while watching the South Park movie. Was fairly fucked up by the time I went to sleep.

[nocturne]

went to Old Crow Medicine Show last night, had a shot of 151 before JC got there, then I grabbed a double of Jack on the rocks, followed by 2 doubles of SoCo on the rocks (haven't had that in forever), followed by a Jameson on the rocks. Show was only about 2 hours long, so I wasn't drunk, but was feelin pretty nice. Got home and had 2 glasses of Maker's Mark (I decided it was a whiskey/bourbon night) while playing the Darkness and then smoked a bowl while watching the South Park movie. Was fairly fucked up by the time I went to sleep.

I would say thats pretty tight but since it seems no women (or men, whatever your in to) where involved later, its kind of sad.