The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

[Grave]

I plan on going to Transformers some night this week with a bottle of Bicardi in my pocket. My brother will be bringing a flask of 151. Should be a fun time.

You go through so much Bacardi, one of these days you just might learn how to spell it!

[Pineapple]

ouch, I just got pwned. And thats the kinda thing I would call myself out on if I had noticed it. good show, young sir.

[Tenchimo Dos]

b4c4rd1 is l337

[The_Meach]

"ctrl v; then ctrl c; then crl v; then HUZZAH!" omgNewkieBrown!!!pwn!!!!one!!!11!

Hooray for Newcastle Brown Ale! It's deliious!!!!

obligatory drunk jokes to follow....

(EDIT\ I amdrunk. (/no edits)

[Eightbitbreaks]

hella drunk right about now off of captain morgan. yech imo.

the worst feeling ever is getting rejected from a kiss by a girl you thought was enough into to you to be down for that.

or maybe im drunk afs fuck. o well.

[Razor Ramon]

Don't be ashamed to masturbate.

[Rich]

Don't be ashamed to masturbate.

But be ashamed of being turned down for a kiss.

lol

[J2d]

Well I was pretty drunk an hour ago but I sobered up when my dad decided to show of his homophobe and racist feelings along with some disgust for my line of work and pretty much my entire life. Great choice mom, thanks.

[Pineapple]

"ctrl v; then ctrl c; then crl v; then HUZZAH!" omgNewkieBrown!!!pwn!!!!one!!!11!

Hooray for Newcastle Brown Ale! It's deliious!!!!

obligatory drunk jokes to follow....

(EDIT\ I amdrunk. (/no edits)

I love Newcastle. I drank 5.5 of these last night (my girl bought them and only had half), had sex, watched Dracula, smoked a bowl, watched Invader Zim, drank some (admittedly) terrible vodka and went to bed. Good night.

But be ashamed of being turned down for a kiss.

lol

You have to know it's gunna be ok before you go in, otherwise you're just gunna be an unhappy drunk guy masturbating with your own tears in the corner of your parent's basement.

Not that I know anything about that.

[Rich]

It's a fucking kiss. If you get turned down, shit's bad. Most girls will kiss you even if they have no intentions of anything else.

Also: I'm slightly buzzed from drinking during the Yanks game. I need Vicodin now.