The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

[Josh]

Back to the justifying what you drink thing.

Sometimes I drink straight ouzo. sometimes straight vodka. sometimes its whiskey. sometimes its beer. And sometimes its a fucking screwdriver with peach absolute, grenadine syrup and four fucking maraschino cherries. My dick swings just as low no matter what I'm drinking. Get over yourself.

[Razor Ramon]

I still like my gin neat.

[Thief Silver]

Back to the justifying what you drink thing.

Sometimes I drink straight ouzo. sometimes straight vodka. sometimes its whiskey. sometimes its beer. And sometimes its a fucking screwdriver with peach absolute, grenadine syrup and four fucking maraschino cherries. My dick swings just as low no matter what I'm drinking. Get over yourself.

That brings me to my next question: How low does Saint of killer's girlfriend's dick swing?

[Doc Holliday]

when doc speaks, y'all bitches best recognize...

This needs repeating.

So we have a floor cleaning service in here tonight. After I closed I got high with one of my waitresses in her car then came back and made a 32oz vodka and coke. Now I'm listening to this guy ramble on about life and god knows what while I drink.

this too.

[Anthony]

Back to the justifying what you drink thing.

Sometimes I drink straight ouzo. sometimes straight vodka. sometimes its whiskey. sometimes its beer. And sometimes its a fucking screwdriver with peach absolute, grenadine syrup and four fucking maraschino cherries. My dick swings just as low no matter what I'm drinking. Get over yourself.

Yeah my only issue is when the shit is just too sweet. Like drinking something with too much corn syrup, it can make me feel sicker than the next day's hangover. Other than that drink what tastes good for you imo.

[Type Ryan]

Women can't handle the taste of alcohol so they hide it with fruit flavors and other bullshit. Real men like the taste of alcohol and feel no compulsion to do so.

Fuck that. ALL alcohol tastes like shit and you don't have to be a "real man" to take it in its original, bitter form. The only reason we drink alcohol is because we know it will get us fucked up. I don't like the taste of alcohol except for a good beer. Liquor drinks are supposed to have a mixer in it (except when taking a straight shot) to dillute its strength. unless you're a full-blown alcoholic who can drink that shit straight from the bottle

[Grave]

You're crazy.

[Doc Holliday]

crazy like a cocks.

[Type Ryan]

You're crazy.

I'm just not fronting. Alcohol does not taste good.

Q: Why do we make squirmish faces after taking a straight shot of any liquor?

A: BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE SHIT

[YellerDog]

A good whiskey on the rocks is delicious. You're mad.