The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

**Rich** · 24 Aug 2007, 05:15 AM

Getting hit on by me?

He touched me in places only my priest has touched me before.

I'm also high on painkillers now because I couldn't sleep.

**The_Meach** · 24 Aug 2007, 05:21 AM

Make sure to comp Razor some of those before you violate him again.

**Doc Holliday** · 24 Aug 2007, 11:42 AM

This thread went serious.

**Brand X** · 24 Aug 2007, 12:47 PM

lol, Doc's sig is classic.

**Rich** · 24 Aug 2007, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by The_Meach

Make sure to comp Razor some of those before you violate him again.

I got so high that I couldn't sleep and wound up wanting to puke for an hour.

Stupid painkillers.

**Pineapple** · 24 Aug 2007, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Having your face covered in female cum isn't as fun as you guys make it out to be.

I see, I see. So you're the guy who, if he is about to go down on a girl and notices she's very wet, will grab a towel and wipe her off. If so, end your life for the good of all females, please.

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

That, my friend, is why you should aim for the fucking multiples. If you haven't gotten a girl off six times in a row, within the span of 2-5 minutes, then you haven't lived.

completely confirmed.

Originally Posted by Rich

I've gotten a girl off 4-5 times during a 10 minute car ride. That's the best I've got, sorry.

now that is pretty good, I can't say my fingers have ever done that. bravo.

Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

This thread went serious.

aww Doc, we'll get silly again for you soon, blv.

**Kev** · 25 Aug 2007, 03:33 AM

Anyone ever gone shroom hunting? What am I looking for, and how do I prepare/ingest them? Do I have to dry them out or something? Do I have to treat them chemically? I've never gone shroom hunting before, so anyone with some experience, help me out.

EDIT: I ask this because it's been rainy as hell in my area and I'm not far from a cattle ranch. I figure free shrooms are worth the, um, adventure.