Bob Kerns Lays Down The Law After Communist Broad Tries to Ruin X-mas with Satanism

[g0zen]

Well, they'd probably pray instead of going to see a doctor, so a violent death by disease is not entirely outside the realm of possibility.

[Revoltor]

America rules.

[Captain Vegetable]

It is Satanic.











WHAT?!

[Sweet Daddy K]

Goddamn Dirty Hippies! I swear to God if they had their way, on Christmas everyone would burn their guns, release all the convicts, and engage in anal sex, all the while lifting their cups filled with the blood-of-baby-fetus’ in a toast to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

[Wildkat]

This must be the headquarters of the Chuch of Satan/Hippies then..

[Josh]

nonono those are yuppies.

[icarusfall]

Goddamn Dirty Hippies! I swear to God if they had their way, on Christmas everyone would engage in anal sex

There's no better time for butt-fucking than on Jesus' birthday.

[Calliander]

Fucking homeowners' associations. If I ever look for a house and I find out there's an association I'll be like, "Never mind, honey. We can't live here. I don't want to be neighbors with a bunch of passive-aggressive pussies."

Whatever happened to, "Yo, John, take that hideous Christmas thing off of your yard, it looks awful!" ?

[MechDeus]

The subdivision's rules say no signs, billboards or advertising are permitted without the consent of the architectural control committee.

Kearns ordered the committee to require Jensen to remove the wreath, but members refused after concluding that it was merely a seasonal symbol that didn't say anything. Kearns fired all five committee members.

Best part of the article: The group that has to approve it was fired when they did.

[The_Meach]

Gene Gogolak: "All right, then, let's see. Basketball hoop and backboard. Portable. Nope, I'm sorry. It's not allowed."
Mulder: "You're kidding?"
Gene Gogolak: "I'm afraid not. Rules are rules. It may not sound like anything — a simple basketball hoop — but from there, it's just a few short steps to spinning daisy reflectors and a bass boat in the driveway."
Mulder: "In other words, anarchy."
Gene Gogolak: "It may sound tough, but ours is a system that works. That's why The Falls is one of the top-ranked planned communities in all of California. Most of our homeowners have been here since day one."
Mulder: "I love the decor here, Mr Gogolak. Is it, um... Occidental?"
Gene Gogolak: "Well, it's, uh, Nepalese and Tibetan, mostly. I go there twice a year on business.
Mulder: "Oh."
Gene Gogolak: "I run Pier 9 Imports. I can get you a great deal on rattan furniture if you're interested. Indoor only. Outdoor use is prohibited by our... CC&Rs."