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Thread: Hey buddy. How about you stop popping a finger up the butts of your opponents?

  1. If I were wrestling I would just put some melted chocolate near my ass on top of my gay spandex wrestling outfit and then when someone tried to do that to me they'd at least have a few seconds of, "WTF?!?!!?!?"

  2. Quote Originally Posted by Cheebs View Post
    Let me chime in here.

    I'm currently the head wrestling coach at a local school. Yes, the move is totally legal. Yes, coaches actually teach that move (it's not my style, and personally I show the kids more "respectful" substitutions for that move that involve battering the head instead). If done durring a match or practice I don't see how there can possibly be a case. It would be like a running back pressing assault charges on the linebacker that legally tackled him in a game.

    However, the article said it happened on the school bus as well. Ummmm... kid's got no defense for that one.
    How exactly is fingering a dude's bunghole effective in wrestling?

  3. You can get disqualified for an erection. Foreign object and all.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by MarkRyan View Post
    How exactly is fingering a dude's bunghole effective in wrestling?
    Some guys might find it pleasurable, thus taking their mind off of the match.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Frito View Post
    Some guys might find it pleasurable, thus taking their mind off of the match.
    I always wanted to see someone use tickling to their advantage in a fight/wrestling match. Seriously, what do you do to control your laughing and squirming when a dude's jamming his fingers into your sides and saying "Goochy goochy goo!"?

  6. Quote Originally Posted by MarkRyan View Post
    I always wanted to see someone use tickling to their advantage in a fight/wrestling match. Seriously, what do you do to control your laughing and squirming when a dude's jamming his fingers into your sides and saying "Goochy goochy goo!"?
    Men aren't ticklish, you silly goose!


  7. What?

    It would be great if he was studying to become a med student and argued he was giving free prostate exams for practice.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  8. When I read the manga that I forgot what title it was (it was done by the same guy that did Ikkitousen aka Battle Vixens) It was a lead into a suplex.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    I hear Balrog's moveset includes the Fried Chicken Right Cross, The Watermelon Wipeout Punch, and the Welfare Blaster.
    I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS

  9. Quote Originally Posted by MarkRyan View Post
    It's legit.

    Exhibit A

    Exhibit B

    Exhibit C

    I want all charges dropped. And all of Japan locked away.
    LOL @ JBL getting a mention in the Wiki.
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