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Thread: Hey buddy. How about you stop popping a finger up the butts of your opponents?

  1. Quote Originally Posted by Kidnemo View Post
    Oil check FTW!


    lol dipstik!

  2. Quote Originally Posted by MarkRyan View Post
    How exactly is fingering a dude's bunghole effective in wrestling?
    The move is called a butt-drag. Here's the scenario:

    A wrestler shoots at your legs. You throw your legs back and away from him and sprawl your weight down on top of him. Now you have a stiuation where your opponent is trapped underneath of your upper body facing you down on his knees. You don't score points for a takedown until you spin around behind him.

    One way to spin back there is the butt-drag. You reach for the center of his butt and pull on it, using the leverage to propel yourself around and behind. With your hand in the center of his butt and with the force being applied, a finger can...um... go in there. Some dude's intentionally do the finger thing to mess with the guy's head.

    The way I teach is instead of grabbing the butt and pulling, put your arm accross the guy's face in front and push your way around. That way you don't have to deal with the dude's anus, and by attacking the head you get the added bonus of re-arranging his nose.


    The more I read the article the more I think this was waaaaaayyyy more than this guy just doing a few butt-drags. No wrestler would get enough sand in his vagina to press rape charges from a legitimate butt-drag in a match or practice setting. And here we have a whole team with seemingly over-sandy vaginas. His own team no less.

    The article said it happened in the room before practice. For anybody who's ever been on a wrestling team (and I'm guessing that's not too many of you), there's a lot of screwing around before practice. You know, tackling a guy when he's not looking and throwing him into a half nelson before he can react. The wrestling version of a "sucker punch". It's my guess that this guy was just assaulting asses when guys weren't looking. In other words, he picked the absolute worst/stupidest "sucker punch" to use. And to have that many teammates of his take it this far with the court stuff, I'd have to guess he was repeatedly told to knock it off. Can't say for sure until more of the story comes out.
    Last edited by Cheebs; 17 Dec 2006 at 02:45 PM.

  3. As a former high school wrestler who was taught the move and had it used against me several times in practices (never in a match to my recollection). There is no way he was doing the move normally if this many people are complaining. It will freak you out a little if you aren't used to it but it's just not that big of a deal. Of course I was never "sexually penetrated".

    And we screwed around all the time before practice. I don't ever remember anyone going around trying to butt-drag people for fun. I always tried to catch guys off guard and do a head and arm throw.
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  4. Sounds like that dude has some wandering fingers. Sounds like he gets such a kick out of peoples reactions that he was doing it on the bus and shit too. I bet an a good solid ass kicking would have worked to make him stop.

  5. I really think all high school jocks are gay. Like those football players a few years whose idea of an initiation rite was shoving pinecones and mop handles up young boy's asses.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheebs View Post
    If done durring a match or practice I don't see how there can possibly be a case. It would be like a running back pressing assault charges on the linebacker that legally tackled him in a game.
    Your little homoerotic sport can make up all the "rules" it wants, but if they involve anyone forcibly inserting any bodypart into anyone's orifice, then that's pretty fucking gay and should be illegal, IMO.

    By your logic, I can invent a sport called "rapeball" where it's me vs. 16 year old girls.
    Last edited by Dolemite; 19 Dec 2006 at 10:14 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    By your logic, I can invent a sport called "rapeball" where it's me vs. 16 year old girls.
    Sign me up pls.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by MarkRyan View Post
    How exactly is fingering a dude's bunghole effective in wrestling?
    I dunno, but if you're on a date it's called Third Base.

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  8. Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    Sign me up pls.
    Confirmed.

  9. Yeah, I used to wrestle in high school and our coach use to call it, "checking for oil". I kid you not.

  10. Wrestling...gay? No way.

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