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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    I'm giving my family burned CDs of music I know they won't like.

    Example: My 86 year old grandfather is getting "Calculating Infinity" by the Dillinger Escape Plan.

    Fuck Christmas.
    Do you want your grandfather to think you're gay? Everyone knows grandfathers only listen to Danzig or Christian Death.

  2. I'm pretty good with gifts.

    For instance, my grandmother likes to do her own shopping but has no car. So she takes a cart to the store. Turns out her cart has a bunch of string around the tire because it split. I know this because I tied the string around it. Anyway I bought her a new cart with super wheels. She didn't ask for it but I know she'll love it because it's functional for her. She loves functional gifts.

    My uncle, the crazy uncle of the family, keeps talking about his new breadmaker. So I went out and bought him a stainless steel breadbox for Christmas.

    My sister likes to have people over for dinner sometimes. Women who like to have people over love to get dishes. I noticed she filled her gravy in a plastic jug so for Christmas I bought her a nice big porclain jug to fill with gravy.

    Other people I just ask what they want and get it, but for the most part I try to hone in on something about them that they wouldn't otherwise think to ask about. I'm french like that.
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    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    I'm giving my family burned CDs of music I know they won't like.

    Example: My 86 year old grandfather is getting "Calculating Infinity" by the Dillinger Escape Plan.

    Fuck Christmas.
    Not even fans of DEP deserve to listen to their records.

  4. I was having a heard time also thinking of gifts but I ended up picking up a $100 gift card and Sirius radio for my parents. Halo hardcover graphic novel, Zelda Wii bag, and a Wii controler skin. Got my gf a bunch of dvds and girly stuff.

    On a related note to AZ, I'm probably moving to Chandler, AZ this coming up summer. Finally getting out of Jacksonville.
    "Remember, not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck."
    Geek in the Desert

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    Not even fans of DEP deserve to listen to their records.
    Yeah, we should all listen to AC/DC.
    Boo, Hiss.

  6. It's at least coherent. I saw DEP live last year and it was all just one off-key note.

  7. #27
    How is a note off key if there is only one of them?

  8. ...fuck. Okay, a series of off-key notes. Whatever, it just sounded like one huge fuckbag of noise.

  9. #29
    I can't imagine the complexity of what they do translating well in a live setting.

  10. No, their energy is incredible.

    youtube tag wasn't working right for some reason
    Last edited by FirstBlood; 20 Dec 2006 at 03:48 PM.

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