Happy Holidays

**Jeremy** · 25 Dec 2006, 07:21 AM

That reminds me, I still need to buy Christmas NiGHTS. Thus far, I've opened up the gifts I knew I was getting, and celebrated Christmas' arrival by watching the Kim Possible Christmas episode... for the fourth time this week.

**sonic6** · 25 Dec 2006, 07:55 AM

Merry Christmas from Baghdad...now back to my PSP...or DS.

**voltz** · 25 Dec 2006, 11:25 AM

I hope you guys have a great Christmas this year. I've already had half of mine over the prior weekend and hope to see the other side of my family tomorrow for the big dinner they normally serve. I'm just surprised there ain't any snow around here.

Josh in jail? WTF!??

**StriderKyo** · 25 Dec 2006, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by Josh

I leve for Michigan on Saturday morning. I'll be drunk until tuesday, then I go to court and hopefully to jail.

Many of my favourite writers, rappers, political leaders and pro athletes have been to jail. You could be the next Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Ian Brown, or Jamal Lewis. It's not the end of the world, just the doorway to total street cred.

Do and Don't lists:

DO

Boss tattoos
Come back from the house so fit you'll bust a man's lip and make him strip.
Learn a trade.
Save an underboss' life, making high level contacts that lead you on a dark odyssey through the highs and lows of Miami's seamy, glittery criminal underworld.

DON'T

Gain a heroin addiction. That shit costs alot of cigarettes.
Fall in with the neo nazis. Their protection may seem welcome at first, but their evil is always their undoing in the end. Also, no azn chicks.
Cross Adibisi.
buttsecks.

I don't think you're going to prison. I have faith you'll get off.

And on that note, I leave you with

THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS VIDEO OF ALL TIME