Maybe he always dressed up as Santa every year?
But yeah, that's fucking creepy.
So I'm fairly out of the loop when it comes to family business... mostly because I don't like much of my family. So I was surprised today to hear that my Uncle's woman's dad died. Doesn't bother me much... I don't know him and we weren't related or anything.
Heres the interesting part.
They buried him in a fucking Santa suit. Including the beard.
Fucking. Weird.
I mean... why?
Maybe he always dressed up as Santa every year?
But yeah, that's fucking creepy.
You asked why, I gave you a possible reason.
Now fuck excuses. Can you get pictures? They'd be great to pass out to kids in toy stores and whatnot.
I am trying my hardest. If I get them they'll be on TNL. Don't worry.
he really was santa![]()
Ask them why.
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