Mormons (?) dancing to death metal

[Scourge]

I used to date a Mormon. She was hot. And crazy. Mormons are crazy, and I was always afraid her dad was going to find out she was dating someone (which she wasn't supposed to do, and this was Freshman year of college mind you) and kill me.

Mormons believe a bunch of crazy shit like people live on the sun. I'd collected some of their literature from the campus hawkers and came prepared to ask her a lot of questions. She told me a bunch of stuff, most of which I've forgotten.

She was hot though...

Holy shit I just did a google search for her...

http://us.castingcallpro.com/u/83830

I'm totally serious.

[icarusfall]

No practicing Mormon would have anything to do with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[voltz]

Holy shit I just did a google search for her...

http://us.castingcallpro.com/u/83830

I'm totally serious.

Have you bothered speaking to her yet? She did look kinda hot from the photo thats posted.

[Scourge]

No practicing Mormon would have anything to do with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Maybe she fell off the Mormon wagon. She wasn't too strict back then even though her family was. I mean, she even drank caffeinated soft drinks!!! (They aren't allowed to, along with dating guys outside the faith and lots of other stuff I'm sure.)

Have you bothered speaking to her yet? She did look kinda hot from the photo thats posted.

Bothered speaking to her yet? We dated when we were 18. We're 33 now and haven't seen each other for about 13 years (I saw her once briefly a couple of years after). I don't think I'll be in touch.

[MechDeus]

I mean, she even drank caffeinated soft drinks!!! (They aren't allowed to, along with dating guys outside the faith and lots of other stuff I'm sure.)

I think that's actually a choice they can make, although it's preferred for them to not drink caffeine. I knew a Mormon girl back in high school (who was also really hot) and if I remember correctly that's what she told us when explaining her decision.

But yeah. Wierd people.

Bothered speaking to her yet? We dated when we were 18. We're 33 now and haven't seen each other for about 13 years (I saw her once briefly a couple of years after). I don't think I'll be in touch.

You could be an internet stalker. Don't pass up this chance.