The Power of the Dark Crystal

[Hubbitron]

This movie fucked me up in ways I can't quite explain when I was younger. I don't think I can ever watch it again.

DEM AUGHRA TITTIES

[scoodidabop]

Hey nextlevel peeps! Thanks for checking out my cut of the movie! To Dolemite's credit this is not necessarily a 'true' director's cut since I simply reconstructed the workprint material. Either way I'm glad to know that there are fans of the theatrical release that still enjoy this early alternate take on the work. Thanks again!

[YellerDog]

Neat!

[Dolemite]

My girlfriend's cat looks like Fizzgig.

[YellerDog]

Cat, huh?

[Dolemite]

That's pretty much what she does whenever she's hungry.

[Doc Holliday]

We're still talking about her pussy, right?

[YellerDog]

That's what I figured...?

[Dolemite]

Oh yeah.

[BerringerX]

Netflix is bringing Skeksi back.