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Old people give blowjobs, too. They just don't talk about it.
No handle, no identity.
Sorry, just don't run for office then! That or incorporate blowjobs into your ministry.
Old people give blowjobs, too. They just don't talk about it.
Pontius is my Co-Pilate
"Get down on you knees and SERVE GOD!"Originally Posted by MarsKitten
Boo, Hiss.
Are you actually? I know there are ways of becoming an ordained minister through the mail for tax purposes and shit. And they can perform weddings and shit.
Online too.
But my thing about the article is that who's worse the Politicians that set him up or him who fell for the trap?
I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
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The Church of the SubGenius has been selling ministerships for decades.
Time for a change
Yeah, I know, I was just wondering if Josh had done something like that or if it was a joke.
When and if I get married, I'll pay him to marry me and the unlucky woman.
I can legally perform marriages and shit. I also enjoy blessing peoples drinks when they ask me to.
Yes I can make "Holy Beer".
Destin < Razor in MvC3
It would be far more amusing if you could wed people to thier beers. Preferably without thier consent.
Check out Mr. Businessman
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
He got some wild, wild life
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