Reply With Quotelol.Originally Posted by Wildkat
Unashamed Sink Urinator.
Its all just bitches 'n' pussy anyways.
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, you know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” -George Carlin
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lol.
World-class funnyman
Having a cougar or some shit for a pet would be totally bad ass, but your little pal Whiskers ain't on top of the food chain.
Hey-oh!
She's been to several. I've come to the conclusion that any dog with any bit of beagle in it is worthless.
When I trained mine I screamed at him and spanked him whenever he did anything out of line. Now my dog is SUPER behaved and follows me around the house. He knows I'm the alpha. Its how you present yourself, you have to show your the master and he's the dog and not the opposite. If my dog does pee or poop in the home its usually my fault. I know my dog can hold it for at least 9 hours. Anything more and I know I'll find a present and he knows he did bad. First he'll block my path into the house. Second he'll jump on me and give me a hug. If I have to change and I start walking into my bedroom he'll block my path. BUt I also know when he has to go to the bathroom and I'm asleep. He'll paw my face and lick my nose! I wake up and call him a dork, then I walk him.
I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
Hey-oh!
Ask Tain about my dog. You could hit her in the head with a frying pan and she's just continue destroying whatever it was that she was munching on. We've hit her, a bit harder than I'd like a pet to be disciplined, and it doesn't even make her stop to look at you most of the time. She's just retarded. We don't really have problems with her going to the bathroom in the house or being disobedient around other people. If she gets excitable the worst she does is lick people or bark at them until we calm her down. She just has this insane desire to chew EVERYTHING in the house no matter how many fancy chew toys we give her.
She also thinks she's enormous and likes to pretend she's the tough shit dog at the dog park. She barks at everything that walks by our house, and barks at other dogs for five minutes every time we take her to the park, but once she realizes that they're not a threat she just likes to run around and play.
Uhm ... all small dogs have napoleon complexes. Dogs are territorial, so if you always take him/her to this one park. Sure she's going to bark at strangers. They are on him/her turf. Woof Woof.
Also he/she thinks anything in the house is a toy. Have you ever grabbed her when she's doing this and flipped her over on her belly and held her down till she stops squirming and tell her your the alpha? Thats why when you see dogs tussle with each other when the one dog is on the back he tries to fight it. If he submits then he acknowledges the dog on top is the Alpha. She still thinks she owns the place. No form of discipline will stop her, until you catch her doing this and flip her over on her back and tell her YOUR the alpha. And I mean you have to hold her front and back paws. It works. Every now and then I have to do that to Moe. And keeping her on a short leash on walks helps too. If she tries to walk too far ahead she thinks she is the leader of the pack.
I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
B Student
Beagles are the most stubborn things on the planet. Our dog would fight back when we punished her as a puppy. The vet once told us that he wouldn't judge us for having her put to sleep. BUT SHE'S SO DAMN CUTE
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IBT beagle N.
I dated a girl who had two of 'em. Stubborn like you wouldn't belive. Impossibly stubborn. But so damn loveable...
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The lady was on her back.
Protip: Dogs do it doggie style.
So try again.
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