Things that make you tear up

[MechDeus]

The people that posted Fry's dog and the end of Six Feet Under are assholes.

[Thief Silver]

Que?

[Razor Ramon]

I laughed at the end of Fry's Dog. Damn do I hate dogs.

[MechDeus]

Que?

I think I got some sand in my eye.

[torgo]

I watched The Passion of the Christ last night. That made me cry for sure.

And forget the religious implications here, that's not the point of this thread, it's a very sad movie regardless of your beliefs.

[Peas]

When I'm getting a real sensual blowjob from a woman, and everything is going well. It's nice and moist and she's going at it like a champ. Then, when near climax, she thinks it's "sexy" to bite down a bit on the dick. Not hard enough to break skin, but hard enough to kill my mood and not get me to squirt.

Fuck you, you slut. I hope you're dead now.

I laughed at the end of Fry's Dog. Damn do I hate dogs.

I bet these are correlated.

[Thief Silver]

I watched The Passion of the Christ last night. That made me cry for sure.

And forget the religious implications here, that's not the point of this thread, it's a very sad movie regardless of your beliefs.

But. I already know the ending?

[MechDeus]

But. I already know the ending?

Spoiler: Your parents will die. There, now you don't need to cry when it happens.

[Advocate]

But. I already know the ending?

Raptor Jesus comes down and bites the head off of Jesus Christ. Then craps down the exposed neck, rapes Mary, and then flies back up to heaven.

[Partialartist]

Agro!