I just found out that Jenna Jameson goes to our church.

**Jetman** · 09 Apr 2007, 03:58 AM

Ask her to come over to your place for some late night bible studies.

**Master of 7s** · 09 Apr 2007, 12:03 PM

Meh, I don't know how bad it is with other churches these days, but I do know that our church has a large percentage of homosexuals and interracial couples for the main reason that we don't make them feel like they are from another planet. Hollywood celebs seem to find a home in our church as well (probably because we are one of the few churches with branches in Hollywood). And I know our pastor has buddies in the local Hell's Angels chapter here in San Jose.

My church just seems to have a heart for the celebs of Hollywood because we seem to realize just how royally F'd up they are. I know our pastor's wife has a heart for Angelina Jolie and prays for her non-stop. So who knows, maybe she'll become a member of the Family soon.

**Thief Silver** · 09 Apr 2007, 12:44 PM

Maybe she'll adopt your pastor's wife.

**Dolemite** · 09 Apr 2007, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by Master of 7s

Apparently she's been a Christian for 2 years now, but ours was the only church that would take her.

Churches do background checks?

Besides, if anyone recognized her it would only be because they had sinned and watched her flicks.

**Thief Silver** · 09 Apr 2007, 01:06 PM

Is it technically a sin to watch one? I mean if you don't do anything to it, then isn't it the same as watching a movie? Just a very naked and passionate one.

**Error** · 09 Apr 2007, 01:58 PM

Thou shalt not covet covers that one I'm guessing.

**Dolemite** · 09 Apr 2007, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Thief Silver

Is it technically a sin to watch one? I mean if you don't do anything to it, then isn't it the same as watching a movie? Just a very naked and passionate one.

Why would a good Christian be watching watching an all-midget ass-to-mouth bukkake gang bang video?