License and Registration please.

**Advocate** · 23 May 2007, 02:16 AM

**Space Pirate Roberts** · 23 May 2007, 02:25 AM

LOL what a dumbass. Did he honestly think his superiors would just say "congratulations"?

**Calliander** · 23 May 2007, 02:33 AM

Sounds like a story I heard from some dickhead cop in Orange County who was harassing a stripper.

**Dolemite** · 23 May 2007, 10:40 AM

I have a friend that let a girl blow him to get out of a drunk driving incident. He's not a cop, BTW, but she didn't know that.

**Josh** · 23 May 2007, 10:44 AM

Your friend is the fucking king. Seriously.

**Dolemite** · 23 May 2007, 10:48 AM

Drunk girls will believe anything if you shine a flashlight into their face.

**Kidnemo** · 23 May 2007, 11:07 AM

Back in the day a friend of mine who worked in the food court (which is back when I was managing Cyberstation, a namco arcade keke) had some random chick come up and ask him, when he was working, if he would come out and help her change her tire.

He was a bigger/buff looking kinda guy.

Anyway he said sure when he gets off work.

So he gets off work and changes the chicks tire.

She asked if he wanted money, he said no, so instead she offered a blow job... which he did not turn down.

True story afaik.