6th Annual TNL Fantasy Football

[Yoshi]

Nope. Watson just gets a lot of dump offs in the passing game.

[bbobb]

Damn that's frustrating. I hate this split carry bullshit.

[jyoung]

Nice to see my team come through in the clutch here to keep my slim playoff hopes alive.

<3 Terrell Owens these last couple of weeks.

Today: 8 rec. / 173 yards / 4 TDs

[stormy]

I take it we'll be able to make off season trades right? Can we trade picks?

[aren]

Between Beck, Boller, and Croyle, I had to pick Beck. He gave me 0 points. Boller has 17 and Croyle has 21. I hate fantasy football.

[bbobb]

I hope this game isn't a fluke and Santana Moss is finally over that calf injury of his.

[Advocate]

I would say tough luck with McNabb today Advo, but I don't think we can count McNabb injuries as bad luck anymore, they have to be expected.

I am so fucking frustrated with some aspects of my team. Why do Driver and Johnson's QBs hate them? They get yards but NO TOUCHDOWNS ever anymore. I had Houshmandzedah for a couple teams in the past, and I was always pissed that Johnson got all the TDs. I finally get to take Johnson and now what's his name catches ALL the TDs! Honestly if I didn't have Brady ripping shit up I would be having a terrible year because everyone else on my team is not performing up to expectations (looking at you LT).

I wanna shoot myself in the FUCKING face!

JESUS H CHRIST!

kill me FUCKING now.

I swear to FUCKING JESUS ... I HATE my life. GOD DAMN IT! Fucking AJ MY ASS JUST GOT BANGED HARD BY FIVE BLACK MEN ... Feeley. FUCKING CHRIST!

Yay to Westbrook saving MY STUPID ASS. JESUS CHRIST .. WHAT IN THE BLUE SHADES OF FUCKING HELL WAS I THINKING? LENDALE WHITE? FUCKING HELL! OH LET ME SIT FUCKING CHRIS BAKER FOR DESMOND CLARK. GOOD FUCKING CALL THERE, YOU STUPID FUCKING ASIAN GOOK CHINK BASTARD! I HATE ME. DAMN IT ALL TO FUCKING HELL.

Advocate

[Yoshi]

Between Beck, Boller, and Croyle, I had to pick Beck. He gave me 0 points. Boller has 17 and Croyle has 21. I hate fantasy football.

Boller played the 31st ranked pass defense, and Beck was making his first start. How was this decision not obvious?

And I absolutely have to beat Advocate next week. I can't cost everyone the opportunity to read another gem of a post like the one above.

[Hot Like Wasabi]

I put up a decent fight this week with both of my starting RBs on the bench but Yoshi had a better day. This is the worst I have ever done in TNL Fantasy Football. Here is to 2008!

[Advocate]

I blame ESPN shitty point system. I'm used to yahoo's. I'm doing well, but even I notice how crappy it is some days.