What's Buggin' You Today?

[Type Ryan]

2 chili dogs + 1 "Fresh" Turkey sandwich from 7-eleven = hershey squirts (or chili - it's the same consistency).

[George]

2 chili dogs + 1 "Fresh" Turkey sandwich from 7-eleven = hershey squirts (or chili - it's the same consistency).

Your fault, you had chili dogs from 7-11. It's basically signing a waiver claiming no fault on their part for whatever might come out of your anus over the next 48 hours.

[Type Ryan]

Not really compaining. I knew what I was getting myself into. I'm just amazed that what I ate came out in the exact same way coming in.

[Josh]

I used to eat a 7-11 dog for lunch with a bag of doritos every day. I stopped, and it took about 2 weeks for my stomach to recover.

Every shit doesn't have to be a painful and depressing ordeal. I'm so excited to be alive.

[Pineapple]

Every shit doesn't have to be a painful and depressing ordeal. I'm so excited to be alive.

This is completely false. If your shits don't burn like fire and make you want to die, you might want to check between your legs, I have a feeling a vagina is growing down there.
Also, sloppy fire shits rule :insert tubgirl pic:

[Cowutopia]

Can't get this girl out of my mind and all this liquor hasn't helped me sleep.

[arjue]

lol. I don't know why, but my shits lately have been ace. They're really firm and come out quick, clean first wipe. Its like I'm shitting out quartz stones.

[The_Meach]

Ya know what bugs me? TNL talking about their collective bowel movements.

Seriously fellas.

Class it up a bit, yeah? <waits for obligatory obscene photoshop>

[Rumpy]

lol. I don't know why, but my shits lately have been ace. Its like I'm shitting out quartz stones.

Ya know what bugs me? TNL talking about their collective bowel movements.

Seriously fellas.

Class it up a bit, yeah? <waits for obligatory obscene photoshop>

Sorry, but it's really funny.

Those are the best arjue, it means you're having a good day.

[Nomi]

I was baking most of this week (it's my stress habit, I bake rather compulsively when something is bothering me) and last night I decided to make 4 dozen muffins. I was taking a batch out of the oven and the pan slipped, so I moved suddenly to catch it, and ended up pressing my arm against the oven door. Blistered immediately, blah. I have a 1 centimeter or so patch that is open, yellow, and rather oozy right now, and a 2x5 inch or so red, wrinkly contracted area around it. Still fucking hurts.

At least the muffins were delicious.