What's Buggin' You Today?

[Pineapple]

I'll start!

Being at work for the 7th day in a row, having my buddy call me, drunk, at 2 to tell me he'd been drinking and eating garbage plates since 10:30 am, then coming to my job with a flask and drinking in front of me, offering me some. I almost punched the kid. There's a lot more things in general that are pissing me off as well, but that's my specific for today.

[Aurora]

My job sucks ass. My health is shit. I have annoying medical debt in the thousands. My car broke down. I have no money. I have no food at my house. I need a haircut. I need some new clothes. I want a dog. I can't find the second or third Teddy Ruxpin DVD to buy anywhere but online (and couldn't afford it even if I did). I have to pee. I cut myself shaving this morning. I somehow have to get to my friend's going away party tonight. I am sleepy. My contacts are being a fucking slut. I need to whiten my teeth some. Pineapple cheated on me.

<3 life

[Pineapple]

sorry babe, thems the breaks. you snooze I fuck other dudes.

[Aurora]

You're so charming <3 Let's have makeup sex.

[g0zen]

I bought some of that Ben & Jerrys Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream and it made me sick. Tasted great, but my stomach felt like it was full of broken glass and battery acid afterwards.

[Drewbacca]

But it sounds so delicious!

[Pineapple]

lol Stephen Colbert has his own ice cream flavor? I would have to see this to believe it. lol Americone

[Aurora]

[nocturne]

Best Friend called me saying he'd gotten Cited for being a passenger in a car while opened alcohol was present,BAL was above legal limit and now since his father disowned him; he has to live at my house.

[Aurora]

Hopefully you'll get some hot anal sex out of it.