How Many 5-year-olds...?

[Grave]

I live next door to a playground. I should put this to the test.

[gamevet]

I have a 5 year old brother, and I have to say, depending on how many jump you at the same time with specific intent to harm you, you might be lucky to break 100 if you're standard height and weight, even if you're really trying to hurt them. These little bastards have so much energy it's almost frightening, I'm trying to imagine fighting 100 copies of my little brother.

When my nephew was 5, you had to watch out for him. On more than one occasion, I'd playfully put him in a headlock and he racked my balls. It wasn't an accident, his father taught him that.

[Timber]

Since I get to wear a cup I'd put my max at around 175. If I was in better cardio shape that number would be a lot higher. You simply take the first one you can easily lift and swing around and use them as a club. I would just mow them down until I was so worn out I couldn't move anymore.

I've always wanted to see this played out in anime or something.

[arjue]

50 imo, you won't be able to get a decent swing at them once they're swarmed all over you.

[kingoffighters]

I'll throw a DS with Pokemon toward the group and let them beat the shit out of each other while I read War and Peace.

[MechDeus]

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[jonas]

This question is so fucking old that I swear to Jesus that I just saw a fucking dinosaur in my window. What's next, tubgirl?

[icarusfall]

Kill yourself.

[Cheebs]

Old, yes. Still a classic tho'.

I'd like to think I could take 200 or so.

[Gohron]

Back in my church days when I was on a missionary trip to Trinidad we went to an orphanage. This little kid with a vocabulary better then most college professors was showing me around and this one kid who couldn't really talk was riding around on my shoulders. At one point the kid on my shoulders decided to start pulling my hair and all the other kids thought it was funny. Within 20 seconds they all started screaming at the top of their lungs and a bunch of them brought me to my knees and were all grabbing at my hair and kicking at me. The whole place went nuts and the other people in my group were all attacked as well. Being as that we were there doing "the Lord's work" we couldn't start beating up kids so we all managed to help each other escape from the building. It was some crazy shit.

The one kid who was giving me the tour didn't participate. The intelligence he possessed was almost creepy. At one point he grabbed my hand and said in a deep voice "Come...there is much to see." He couldn't have been any older then 4 or 5.