How Many 5-year-olds...?

[Dolemite]

All these rules are dumb. I mean, why can't you touch the walls? That's stupid.

Just put the guy and the kids in the room and let them have at it.

True. I've found myself on many an afternoon at the playground, watching the children playing with my daughter and thinking "I could take every one of these bastards."

[Rumpy]

You couldn't do the club technique for very long because he's "out" when he gets knocked out. Unless you swing him from under the arms.

Think zombie tactics though, it'd be just like that. Too many at once and you wouldn't be able to do much, the energy of kids that age is easy to under estimate.

[Dolemite]

Just give me a lawn mower.

[kingoffighters]

You are going to mow the lawn while beating up kids?

[Gymkata]

One of the first things that popped into my head when I saw this thread is that it reads like something out of maxim. But with a better layout.

[Frogacuda]

This was an old Ron and Fez bit.

[Rumpy]

I remember them talking about which animals a person could take in a fight too.

[Cheebs]

You couldn't do the club technique for very long because he's "out" when he gets knocked out.

"Out" doesn't mean physically out of the room. It just means he can't fight you anymore. So swing away.

And I agree that the wall rule is dumb. I don't want these kids beating me on a technicality.

[Cheebs]

Just give me a lawn mower.

Dead Alive imo.

[Dolemite]

Dead Alive imo.

Yup. But the best thing about them being 5 year olds is that I wouldn't have to carry the mower, I could just tilt it back and run into them.