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  1. I think I'm going to enjoy Sylar as Spock. That Shaun of the Dead guy as Scotty is a good choice IMO. The rest are WTF. But it's a rebirth so I suppose that's kind of the point.
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  2. So instead of banging three-breasted green chicks, Kirk's gonna be trying to jump Bones' bones?

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  3. Call me crazy, but I like the casting so far ... except Cummings as Kirk. WTF?
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    That's weird shit, but get ready for the most bizarre casting choice…Kirk is finally revealed.

    You're not gonna like it.
    That Kirk casting, is just, bizzare. I mean, who the fuck watched X-men 2 and went...

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  5. Is this going to be a parody movie? Because from the casting, that seems where it's going.
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  6. So who haven't they poorly cast yet? Bones and that was going to someone just as ridiculous but I can't remember who.

  7. WTF is going on?
    Nurse Chapel casting announcement

    More casting news is filtering in regarding J.J. Abram's Star Trek reboot. To date his casting choices have been…strange and unexpected to say the least, but this newest announcement fill us with equal parts of bewilderment and anticipation. Former porn queen Jenna Jameson has been cast in her first mainstream film role as Nurse Chapel. Played by Gene Roddenberry's wife Majel Barrett in the original series, Nurse Chapel was Dr. McCoy's loyal assistant. Needless to say, the on-going saga of Star Trek reboot casting has us scratching our heads.

    Rumored (but unconfirmed) is a cameo by Jameson's boyfriend, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz.

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  8. Okay, I'm beginning to think Lost was a fluke (or at least that Abrams has very little influence over it) and this guy really is as batshit insane as we all thought he was back when his Superman script leaked.

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  9. Whoa. This is a big joke for sure. I am convinced - the movie doesn't exist and will not exist.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    That's weird shit, but get ready for the most bizarre casting choice…Kirk is finally revealed.

    You're not gonna like it.
    Is that from MEGAMOVIENEWS.COM?

    And it isn't the fat guy from Shaun of the Dead, it's Shaun, from Shaun of the Dead. Who is really, really super English, not Scotish, which is why it seems an odd choice.

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