Reply With QuoteYeah, he could have just waited 5 more minutes for it to self-destruct.
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I would've killed that kid if he threw my Xbox 360 across the room. What a little douche.
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Yeah, he could have just waited 5 more minutes for it to self-destruct.
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ZING!
Where the fuck was this pulled from? It seems the pastor was getting mighty into his own questions later in the letter. And why would jesus cry tears of love and forgiveness as you wipe your spooge of the floor?
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There's nothing sexier than a man crying next to you after you shoot your load.
I've got to get one of these shirts.
MALACHI 2:3
EZEKIEL 23 This is a good story.
IMPORTANT EDIT:this is a much better translation of EZEKIEL 23 verses 17-21 (Holman Christian Standard Bible)Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and defiled her with their lust. But after she was defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust.
When she flaunted her promiscuity and exposed her nakedness, I turned away from her in disgust just as I turned away from her sister.
Yet she multiplied her acts of promiscuity, remembering the days of her youth when she acted like a prostitute in the land of Egypt
And lusted after their lovers, whose sexual members were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions.
So you revisited the indecency of your youth, when the Egyptians caressed your nipples to enjoy your youthful breasts.
Last edited by Doc Holliday; 28 Jul 2007 at 08:42 PM.
"Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt
OUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK
I laugh at the hypocracy of the religious. It amuses me to no end.
Jesus likes to watch?Can the Xbox 360 watch you masturbate? I'm sure it will help millions of youngsters shim-sham their tallywhackers because it delightfully accepts dirty videos! But it isn't going to sit there out of concern while it watches you commit the sin of personal abuse, and it isn't going to cry tears of love and forgiveness as you get up to find a paper towel afterwards!
you guys do realize that landover is all satire, right?
I don't think anyone is taking this story seriously, so yeah.
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