Looking Young a Gift or a Curse

[Type Ryan]

If it said Bower-san, they would have let you right in.

[Advocate]

Damn racist Bouncers.

Where's the Chux "that's racist" gif.

[Type Ryan]

I'm pretty good at recognizing what country certain Asians come from.

I want to test my ability. Are you Korean? That's my first guess.

The second would be Chinese.

[Advocate]

Korean.

I've lost 40 pounds since that pic. Mainly working out and a healthier diet.

[Type Ryan]

Fuck Yeah.... I gots the skills to pay the bills.

I'm sure you hate it when people can't tell what country you're from.

[Nash]

I've been in existence for 26 years now, but I have not physically aged since 17. I'm okay with that.

[Advocate]

I'm sure you hate it when people can't tell what country you're from.

fuck yeah. Or when an asian walks up to me and just start spouting out asian ...

asian male/female - "ding dong whing wong."

me- "What? Speak English please."

Or I get the white/black/latino ass who thinks I can't speak english at all.

"HELL--OOOOO!!! CAN ... YOUUUUU ... HELPPPP MEEE!!!"

I've always wanted to say ... No. No I can't.

[Advocate]

and I really think its an Asian thing. We don't age until 60. Then we get hit with the age stick and look 90 when were really 60. And we suddenly have a mastery of martial arts. And we instantly grow beards and lose hair.

Wow I just in two posts declared all the negative Asian stereotypes. lol.

[Type Ryan]

Well I'm Hispanic and unless you take care of yourself you will look older than what you really are or you'll look younger. Actually, now that I think about it, I guess that's the same for all people.

[Dolemite]

Fucking Advocate wanted to do Sake Bombs all night, break bricks with his head, and commune with his ancient ancestors. He's not welcome at the next NYC get-together.