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  1. Um...oh, yeah. How's those shirts coming along?
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    Pulp or die, motherfuckers. Fresh squeezed or bust.

  2. There's a Hard Rock here in Toronto at the SkyDome. I've been there once or twice. I'm not really sure what the difference is between cities or when I'd be heading back that way but if I do and I remember I'll pick up a medium I guess.

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    Unless it's Dyne. Then you'll really regret it.
    Don't you mean Penismaster Dyne?
    Last edited by Drewbacca; 06 Aug 2007 at 01:03 AM.
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    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    Almost any chick can easily get laid at any hour of the day, as most guys would fuck just about anything that moves.
    Hell in the case of Japan they don't even have to move, just lie there.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    Guilt, kids. Women have it, men don't. All men (not me, but I've heard about it) have run into what they thought was a sure thing, only to have the women, at the brink, suddenly start going, "Oh...oh, I don't know if this is a good idea..." What woman has ever had to go through this with a man? Zero. Well, I did see Jason Priestly do it once on an episode of Beverly Hills 91210, but he can go fuck himself.
    I have honestly tried to say that once, on the grounds that it would ruin a good friendship. But within 2 minutes of her grinding on top of me and saying how badly she wanted to fuck me I quickly said allright.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Drewbacca View Post
    There's a Hard Rock here in Toronto at the SkyDome. I've been there once or twice. I'm not really sure what the difference is between cities or when I'd be heading back that way but if I do and I remember I'll pick up a medium I guess.
    Just shoot me a PM before you go. It's a group effort to hunt down a few shirts for this guy and we're trying to avoid getting duplicates. Thanks

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Dyne View Post
    OMG.......dude. don't hold a grudge cause i never pull out.
    I wouldn't mind if you called once in a while.

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
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  7. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    I wouldn't mind if you called once in a while.
    the spooning afterwards isn't enough? if i were less a man i would start complaining about how you always have to be in the front spoon position. you know, sometimes I like to be held as well. it's always gotta be about you and YOUR feelings.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Dyne View Post
    OMG.......dude. don't hold a grudge cause i never pull out.
    I wouldn't mind if you called once in a while.

    Quote Originally Posted by bbobb View Post
    Hell in the case of Japan they don't even have to move, just lie there.
    Yeah, but aren't most Japanese guys small-dicked, insecure, afro-balled little girly-men? I hear that's why Japanese girls dig us manly round-eyes.

    I may take a trip there one day, provided the ladies get free nationwide orthodontics and take weed wackers to their bushes.

    Quote Originally Posted by bbobb View Post
    I have honestly tried to say that once, on the grounds that it would ruin a good friendship. But within 2 minutes of her grinding on top of me and saying how badly she wanted to fuck me I quickly said allright.
    And did it ruin the firendship or what?

    The first girl I was ever with was that kind of situation, but in my case I didn't even try to stop her. Being a young lad, all I had on my mind was having sex for the first time. In retrospect it was a shame, because it DID ruin the friendship.
    Last edited by Dolemite; 06 Aug 2007 at 10:32 AM.

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    Yeah, but aren't most Japanese guys small-dicked, insecure, afro-balled little girly-men? I hear that's why Japanese girls dig us manly round-eyes.

    I may take a trip there one day, provided the ladies get free nationwide orthodontics and take weed wackers to their bushes.
    You bring up a good point here.

    And did it ruin the firendship or what?

    The first girl I was ever with was that kind of situation, but in my case I didn't even try to stop her. Being a young lad, all I had on my mind was having sex for the first time. In retrospect it was a shame, because it DID ruin the friendship.
    Oh yeah, it ruined the friendship, just as I expected. But I honestly don't believe it's possible for a guy to say know when a girl is ready to go and willing to work for it.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  10. Really, when are guys "just friends" with girls anyway? Ladies, realize this: any guy you're friends with will bang you if given half a chance. Don't believe me? Seriously ask them to fuck and see how many don't instantly pole vault into your vag.

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

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